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Imagine being such a racist cunt that you sign a petition to try and stop Sadiq Khan’s knighthood

How are Ipswich 2-0 up?

Don’t know why everyone always says this, and were saying it last season. There aren’t enough refs

Is Ched Evans now trans?

If only we voted Corbyn in we’d have 5gbps across the whole country and it would be free

Portsmouth getting stuffed at least

Ooh la la

Didn’t Dowie have an engineering degree? Assume he must have had a bang on the head as struggles to string a sentence together

This co comms can hardly speak

I shoudl be more mature but I would like some of these refs to have the shit kicked out of them. As it’s Christmas

Who is this cunt on co comms?

These fucking refs are so fucking shite

Fuck off that is a foul

I thought he might have told him he has training to get out of the in-law visit

Best Christmas songs: Fairy tale of New York Stop the Cavalry Little Drummer Boy Best Carol: Silent night

Yeah but I could wait behind the door with an oversized frying pan. Or lay a few banana skins. But mate, out of control dinosaurs is a different level of fear.

Jurassic Park? Christmas isn't a time to be scared witless

They were drained as the poor lambs had been forced to work on Christmas Day.

Fuck me I’m impressed you watch anything other than Top Gear

Snob

Nothing beats It’s a Wonderful Life as a must watch at Christmas. Behold the space special effects at the start.

I imagine if Elon Musk had cosied up to Biden not Trump then many of those crowing about his entrepreneurial skills would be deriding him now as only been successful from taking subsidies and tax payers’ money

I always make sure I say a prayer for footballers on Christmas Day as bless the poor things having to work on that day. We don’t appreciate the 3 hours sacrifice they make for us. Fucking Martin unbelievable you lazy bastard

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Efficiency is efficiency though. So much incompetence in so many large organisations as jobs then have to justify themselves rather than reviewed as to whether still needed and so often going to be a case of turkeys not voting for Christmas. Very difficult to change cultures as the public sector can attract a certain type. Elon Musk would be the worst possible troubleshooter for the NHS. Wouldn’t trust that cunt with anything