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Much talked about but would be good to see some actual monkey tennis

Have they consider getting newsreaders with their tits out?

Can’t not treat them just leave them on stretchers in a dusty old room with occasional check by junior doctor. Leave the proper treatment for us elite jabbed people.

So now it’s is the over 40s that are at risk of hospitalisation. No one noticed it used to be over 50s. Just to confirm are we at war with Eurasia?

Refereeing at the Euros showing it can be done properly. Hardly noticed VAR. Richest league in world should look at getting a few of these in

Dont know anything about proprietors but cannot listen to Dan Wooton even though on lockdown restrictions we probably agree

Four goal scorers all beginning with W or later. Must be a record

McCoist so obviously enjoys football. Great pairing him and Tyldesley - who is now moving to national treasure level - couldn’t stand him a few years ago.

God it looks awful already. Made for loads of Saintwebbers. Apologies for patronising and may be jumping to conclusions

Just flicked over at half time. Is this going to be UK version of Fox News? Andrew Neill anchoring so hopefully ok.

They are the cunts you flick off and tare confident enough to land on you seconds later. Wanker flies

Hartson said he had ‘a good touch for a big man’ with no sense of irony

I fancy Ukraine against Holland. Betting been going very well so far and most games gone as expected. Know very little about Ukraine but Holland can be v shit and also v good I think.

And infections means fck all. These measures aren’t to stop anyone becoming ill, they are supposedly to stop hospitals being overrun. Why are we not seeing projections of hospital patients (including age range as all over50s now double vaccinated) and then those on ventilation? As far as I can see both are very low and having minor increases. Meanwhile every week another couple of million people get vaccinated assuming they keep to 300k a day

Brave flies

I managed to go to all the knock out games in Italy. Not much more than a kid myself but as pre corporate and PL was pretty easy to get tickets. Would recommend One Night in Turin as good nostalgia trip although we never won nothing (sic) so what’s the point!

Sunny weather, Britpop, thriving economy and a good song. We get nostalgic easily. Italia 90 is often rewritten when everyone hated manager and team until a couple of ok performances then excelled in semi but couldn’t win.

Matter of time before national press follow suit

Patients in mechanical ventilation beds down from 159 to 158 in whole of uk. Worrying trend no doubt Peak was over 4000 btw #datadrivendecisions

Now for the big one……Austria v North Macedonia

Not a mask in sight amongst fans. Freedom day must be just round the corner

Incredible a 17 yo playing in this game. They grow up so quick these days

Got to be first question Southgate gets from the press

Want to put a bet on a Mings giving pen away

Beat me to it