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You are an irritating old fcker but with you on this. They are being tw ats

I’ve ticked off watching a game in most of the iconic European stadia. Never imagined that one would have been actually watching Saints. Great trip apart from inadvertently ordering a veggie burger.

Wonder what the bookies do if you just wrote £10 on last goal scorer being Adama Traore. Do you get both of them?

Dethrones Messi on one stat

Benitez leaving Newcastle is good news

A little bit too obsessed with the rape angle.

Dirty cnts

Elbows to the face and spitting from Cameroon.

Top skills being told something and retaining the information. Well done Cambridge

People when parallel parking move into the next space and they way more room so ineffect taking two spaces as space they leave is useless as no one can ever get into

Fat people who breathe noisily

London Calling, Rock the Kasbah and Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash

Afghanistan will probably be all out for 97. Good effort though.

Quite similar to a US Marine going into Fallujah, Mosul or similar. Got to expect to be roughed up when uninvited.

Just get him in please.

Even Maggie’s?

Tell me you don’t fancy this real woman?

Knew it knew it knew it knew it #babies

Is there a kindred spirit I can bond with? Was he called Saint something? Or year of his birth in title?They all seem so alike.

I heard Chernobyl is very good. Good little media story citing as the highest ever ever ever ever IMDB rating so all empirical evidence points to it being the best ever made tv programme. See a good start

Although credit where it is due that did make me smile

Some good programs on Netflix. Can be good conversation starters.

Bless getting a little obsessed aren’t we? Still looking for some friends but failing that Saintsweb attention will do eh. I’m feeding you out of kindness

Women clearly scare you. Btw it’s 2019 it is ok to prefer boys.

The Mail’s darling