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I’m picturing his workplace as somewhere in the 70s untouched by any ‘political correctness’. Calendars with ti its, everyone smoking and asking the chicks to make a cup of tea love. Lots of caretaker coats too.

We should’ve signed Banega

Love Messi - would love him to outshine the Portuguese ponce at this WC which probably his last. Conflict with hating the Argies though

Spain win group then

Should’ve eliminated Ronaldo there

VAR got to overrule that offside

They should pair him up with shrieky woman commentator

I want to believe this: "If the rest of the world just took a little bit of your humility and your grace to help us, we would be in a lot better position," the King of Jordan tells Trump, who promptly boasts that he was just complimented for his humility.

Predict first nil nil of the WC tonight

Like children - people referencing vaginas as only way to distinguish. I prefer fannies

I would have had you down for a Piers Morgan fan. Agree about Steph but that isn’t a gender thing. Naga and Louise are excellent.

Alex Scott seems to do a good job.

Many find their way after a while. However there is an appalling female one but I actually like hearing her now for the laughs. Beyond dreadful takes some doing

Yeah heard that - they don’t want to put price up by £2200. This wider economics thing isn’t that easy Donald you super smart dealmaker you. Although cynical about the story

And why do I have I repressed feelings and want to do it with men?

Without them you get perpetual fouling from likes of Korea, Costa Rica, Panama

I like the look of this Korean keeper. Put in a bid.

My bookie is not offering odds on a pen in a game but already more than last World Cup. Clearly the trend along with less cards.

All the gushing about refs but shocking hw many challenges are getting away with no yellow.

BBC please ditch Neville. Fcking gets an angle on something an labours it to death. Making out Batshuyai has missed 3 Ronnie Rosenthals

Amusing that he was a law breaking illegal immigrant

Tournament winner coming from Group G

Lol

Disappointed Johnny that you didn’t pick up on the misplaced apostrophe - although at least it wasn’t incorrectly ‘your’