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£5 is cheap

Generally the youths don’t do pubs like the older generations. Town centres at weekends are ok but culturally not somewhere the youngsters expect to go regularly

My kids who love travelling wouldn’t dream of going to US which says it all about how that country is viewed. Hope the World Cup tanks too

What does DI Carver think?

Bless. The gammon boys getting all excited again. So easy to stir them up

Hire a Lamborghini for the days of your meetings. Bright green

People on holiday who spend endless time FaceTiming people at home

Aye and also the ear cup a la Maguire

Looking back it is hard to think how we organised ourselves to know where the games were, get tickets etc. as no mobiles or internet

Would be funny when Putin talks about NATO aggression if we took the upper hand and wiped out their airforce and navy and then said do you want to have a go ya bald cunt?

What happened to The Cat?

Nice to see the troops shoot a reporter from 15 yards clearly posing no threat. Yanks are so shit at this stufff- pumped full of testosterone probably thinking this is payback for 9/11

We went to all Italia 90 knockout games.. Great memories. Using Interail ticket to overcome the booze ban zig-zagging Italy/Europe. Touts couldn’t sell tickets cheap enough for the Cameroon game in Naples- less than a tenner. When football was still pretty much lads only. Although was loads of National Front cunts in England mob. Back then we’d have battered the Russians. Rimini was fun too. Italian police fucking nowhere to be seen before rounding up any England fans they could find. Half our hotel deported

People who forget (if being generous) they posted similar many many times before about getting annoyed by someone who has posted they get annoyed by x

People who call ketchup red sauce

Oh and sausage sandwich. But never bacon

You sound like my missus. Steak, fish and chips. Tartare sauce is of the devil

People who don’t put ketchup on the side of the plate. It’s not salt!

Brutal. I didn’t go that far, I only called you semi-literate. You’ve gone up a level calling me illiterate.

Trump such a cunt - sending in National Guard to LA with no consultation. Just a dangerous showman who always needs to have an enemy. Foreign Office should issue warnings not to visit this shithole country

Yeah a given really as a one man teaching company ain’t becoming a PLC

People who call a parasol an umbrella

Hopefully Spurs get Ireola from Bournemouth and he can’t repeat what he did previously. Bournemouth appoint Jason Tindall and are relegated by March never to return again

It’s ‘too’ you semi-literate thick cunt

No one supports massive illegal migration you fucking moron