whelk

Which is more attractive?

Generally I find these women that have surgery ugly - natural selection of attraction of mate I guess. I do think it is linked to intelligence generally, and insecurity of course. I could look at a woman who’s had her lips done and know their fella hasn’t got much going on upstairs 9 times out of 10.

I see through your pretence of having superiority complex but you need to accept my life is better than yours on every conceivable metric. Of course I shouldn’t stereotype blokes that live in Thailand who now find they can actually get a woman.

To be able to make mobile phones spontaneously combust if someone is playing music on public transport without earphones

Yeah but Hitler….

Still ill and pissing your pants I see. Toughen up you weak man

Mad woman should be kicked from the party - need to join Corbyn’s mob

Can’t believe no one has bumped into Richard Ashcroft yet?

Being able to point at a fly and laser it dead

Vote for Superior Player of the Match - FFS

Where did you go in London where you saw so few homeless? I like London and in glorious weather it’s great. So many great pubs. I love the French btw

Lots of cities you miss out, Rome, Paris, Madrid, Lisbon Barcelona I am less inclined to rave about how great UK is these days

Yeah the done thing is to just say ‘thoughts and prayers’. Unless the baby eating Dems did it

Some of you will hate this because it’s scousers but great tribute at the end

This half time entertainment is the future. Fuck the mascot race

Blokes who hate women’s football are always gay. Fact

Should have asked one how fast do you plan on riding your e-bike on the pavement and do you know the UK has a Highway Code

Malfunction or by one of the pilots?

I once wanked off George Michael on Hampstead Heath. Easy £50 and he was very polite

You know that leads to dehydration and almost certain death?

Those poor bastards in Lerwick are going to melt

It’s usually ‘come on’ not ‘go on’. Did you worry how that might have been misinterpreted?

Didn’t watch them yesterday but yes Enrique seem to have the perfect mix that has just clicked. Really enjoyable to watch. Nice to have a different team than usual dominate albeit funded by petrol dollars. To think they nearly didn’t get out of CL group stage as well

enjoyable flowing game. Rather watch that than the club World Cup. Oh yeah men would beat them. You can always put Clarkson on and watch manly cars