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They get taught how to steal at their induction. It is their nature

Good summary of what May needs to do in his Sky interview

I have not got one. No one in our family has either although I am only ST holder. Thieving posties at this time of year

I must confess I think Blair speaks well about it all.

I know he has a base that is untouchable in terms of worrying about any scandal. Reading that Republicans frustated as all his wall, caravan bs is actually damaging them now - people tire. Also his tantrum with the GM CEO - tell those workers laid off how great it all is. Mind should be able to get a job down the coal mine

Yeah you ya idiot. Was it an eyebrow move, or a curled lip that gave you that information?

Anyone mentioned Gary Cahill? Unless some of our CBs get going we could do worse. Actually few not getting a look in under Sarri. Moses, Drinkwater

These Tories are something else. Excitable pr1cks can’t keep quiet. Did he say for another 12 months?

Alastair Campbell v Farage mildly amusing on CH4 news

...so good to have equalised

Hard not to swear when they are playing like cnts

Death of democracy. Fck me these lot are fcking snowflakes.

Forgot this was on tonight. Sounded like a cracker.

Never short of plums who are ‘bold’ enough to call it early. Heroic really that they put their reputations on the line while others dither.

Have you ever placed a losing bet?

1/20 to win. Heard he has been good value

Pointless. Seating established and be p1ssed off if I had to relocate. We have sh1t fans and cr@p atmosphere not because of where away fans are located.

Fck the weather, tell me more about statins. Good or bad?

Oh no the shame. Did I predict something that didn’t come true? Quite sad, or impressed, that you have taken time to remember them though. I think I said we’d win 3-1 yesterday. Silly me, don’t trust my predictions.

....their sisters

Chelsea fans being delightful as ever https://twitter.com/matthewsyed/status/1071472323583242241/video/1

Why do we spend £10 to £20m on sh1te CBs. Can get them a lot cheaper than that

No doubt you’d be clamouring for Targett if he was on loan somewhere to be first choice LB. Deluded fans who think all out youth players will be our saviours until they get a chance and then realise not good enough. But while away they are all superstars. Gallagher bound to score 25 PL goals a season, managers just don’t want to choose this option for some reason. Valery would run rings round Cedric of course.

Picking up a few injuries as well. Can see them slipping away and allowing Man Utd to snatch 8th