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Going to be my retirement sport of choice. Over 20 years away though. #TallyHo

I feel sorry for your missus today. You must be in a foul mood with how it turned and in addition your prophecies (the lefties on here....etc.) turning out to be, well not too prophetic. Still take heart your beloved little Nigel will be back soon.

How can Labour gain Kensington? Not knowing the area too well but would strike me to be nailed on Tory. Or is it Noel Gallagher and his mates?

Can we have a referendum again? Better the devil you know

I like having a constituency with a local MP. I voted for Whitehead far more than any appeal of Corbyn. System clearly favours the two main parties but I think an alternative will cause more chaos

The FPTP argument getting wheeled out after every election. Boohoo it's not fair. I think it works ok and who wants the Greens or UKIP anywhere near power

Well they see it shaken easily enough when the banks need a bailout or we want to go to war

They know no shame.

The Sun is always on the money

And hopefully signals the end of Tabloid influence of it was The Sun what won it. Although who knows the kids may want £10 Butlins holidays

Our forefathers fought those fanatical Christian Nazis to ensure you had the vote Charlie. Poor show.

72% reported (18-25)

All those Tories that joined the Labour Party to vote him in must be high fiving each other today then

From Twitter: To lose one Prime Minister to a reckless gamble on a completely unnecessary vote may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two...

How are all the Tory boys coping tonight?

Maidstone is in Kent

What cnts http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/saudi-arabia-players-fail-line-10584951

Fcking useless Les Reed overpricing our players.

That hat actually suits him. I actually don't understand why anyone under 60 would still buy a newspaper. No idea what circulation figures are these days but most of the papers are truly embarrassing,

Why don't you actually check before putting out such bs?

Yeah just like that Jonny. How's the A level revision going?

Not sure what your point is. Pontificating about not being evidence that Islam is inherently violent. You having your own little debate with yourself. You remind me of David Brent going away and looking up Dostoevsky desperate to be seen as the most informed person but everyone else views as a tw at. Reeks of insecurity if I'm honest.

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/872116740020416513 What about this guy? Prof of contemporary Islamic studies?

Been some shocking performances by MPs but Abbot is a basket case. Has she bunked off all media training? clueless in not sounding clueless when she doesn't know specifics and interviewers easily smell blood. Painful.

Would people rather take £60m from City than £70m from Liverpool?