But they don't now do they? More likely because you are a little boring and socially inadequate if I was to hazard a guess.
From your attempts at humour on here i don't see much trace of any wit.
And as for falling in love. I'm not sure our definitions are the same. I think you take your nemesis too seriously. But clearly this is a bigger thing to you as more significant in your world maybe?
And nerd boy backs drinking buddy. Did you s****** and look at all the females in the pub and say how you'd like to 'ruin' them as you put in funny voices?