whelk

Danny Baker's Twitter speaks for me.

Shambolic. All time low

Kane is our best set piece taker

Honestly these cnts wouldn't look out of place in L2

Rooney not breaking the rules of walking football

FFS Rooney you goat

A chance would be a start

Sterling

Kane is absolutely appalling too

The passing of this team is a joke

Fck me Wilshire

Milner time?

I'd go with 'England are fcking sh ite'

Don't worry lads. We have the highest paid manager in the tournament

From Delap: Had a text saying I'm trending!! What's happened now? Another bicycle kick??

From Stan #ENG Hart/Walker Smalling Cahill Rose/Rooney Dier Alli/Sturridge Kane Sterling

Have you not seen the new tv deal?

Make it more fun by predicting how many grammatical errors Hoddle makes...'them sort of players'

Same saps out in force. If they had any insight or introspection they would be ashamed and embarrassed by previous

Are they singing 'Don't take me home' at Hungary V Belgium?

Robbie Brady touch map so far

All going - Seema Malhotra now

Is Boris on a hunt or something today? Thought he might have popped up here or there with a statement or two. Churchill he ain't.

Can imagine 'The Thick of It' scenes with TUcker forcing some poor sap to get slaughtered. Javid you're on. Nice of Gove and Johnson to go to ground though.

Javid on Andrew Marr is pathetic. Epitomises why so many disillusioned and don't vote for these fckrs. Can't answer basic questions but 'has been talking to people since 7am Friday'