Lighthouse

If you believe that then go and stick your head up the arse of your lawnmower.

Get used to it. When the rest of comedy gets banned for being too edgy it’ll just be him and Miranda left, making jokes about vacuums and Sunny Delight.

Just so long as it’s a boys boarding school. Don’t want any of those birds playing chick football.

This thread is starting to resemble a debate with a creationist or flat Earther, who can only hold the view they do by complete and total denial of facts and reason. I’m not sure why you’re bothering to respond but crack on.

I have a friend who is cabin crew for a notable Middle Eastern airline. She’s blonde, quite attractive and on one particular flight to Pakistan a gentleman, upon seeing her, began ‘enjoying himself’ right there in his seat. Faeces on the seats and floor isn’t entirely uncommon either.

Not so much as in my previous job as a black, body building heating engineer.

What is Long supposed to be teaching our young players, that Ings and all our coaches can’t? And what evidence do you have for any of that. I think it was a mistake and have never once moaned about loyalty.

The difference being you can feasibly play football without heading the ball, it’s just different. In boxing the whole purpose is to smack your opponent into next Thursday. Whether it should be banned as a sport entirely is a different debate.

How about 36? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marius_Žaliūkas or 43? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Ricksen or 40? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marián_Čišovský Or even just yesterday, a 42 year old? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Bouba_Diop

You knew exactly what I meant and yet you still said that.

More like slagging the players off as if a lack of concentration, leadership and mental resilience is a thoroughly unprofessional recurring theme in our squad. Perhaps someone can come up with a comprehensive list of results thrown away in stoppage time in the last couple of years but it’s gone beyond tedium now. Two mates text me yesterday at 2-1 basically saying, "oooh, don’t f**k this up now." My response was, "I’ve switched it off, we’re going to lose 3-2 in stoppage time."

People who use the word hater. Basically it means I’m not emotionally mature enough to cope with anyone who disagrees with me, contradicts one of my opinions or criticises something I like.

No. In his best season he achieved mediocrity, playing in the best, most creative side we’ve ever put out in the Premier League.

At no point in Long's career have I thought he was an acceptable Premier League player.

If we're making subs, can we at least chuck N'Lundulu on instead of Long. I don't much care if he's 'ready' or not, he can't be any worse than a complete non-entity.

I refer to the case of the people vs. Jermaine Wright in 2006.

I doubt it as they are fictitious.

Neither did Wolves or about 20 other teams he’s been up against. Bringing Long on has been the go-to lazy substitution for every manager since Koeman. Whenever you need to look like we’re working hard as a team, bringing someone on to chase tired defenders for a win or pressure a defence and see the game out - send on Shane.

Clearly the St Mary’s crowd was to blame again. All negative, getting on the players backs etc.

Yawn. More clichéd than an Xmas death in Eastenders.

Just remind me again, this is negative fans fault for getting on their backs in the stadium?

When Bednarek scores, we go 2-0 up and lose 3-2, it was ever thus.

He was right in the middle of the fireball.

Every replay I’ve seen looks worse and worse. Incredible that he wasn’t killed.

Anyone else watching the F1 on another screen? That was f**king insane.