Lighthouse

Poppies was FIFA/UEFA wasn’t it?

He’s had a proper whack there.

Not as bad as Lightwater.

I’d say it was fairer to give it than not, even with the three minute delay.

WTF?! That was well over the line.

I hope the City Arsenal game is better than this.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-53064929 It’s a SaintsWeb twofer. Racism and religion.

We’ll play it safe and just have one photo of Craig Maskell.

Can I still listen to my Lostprophets albums?

Their rotation appears to be perfectly in sync with the frame rate of the camera. Much the same as this helicopter. [video=youtube_share;yr3ngmRuGUc]

As you're new and you've definitely never posted on here before I'll explain. At Saints Web global headquarters we have a highly sophisticated internment facility, for the porpoises of psychological research. One of our more interesting inmates is a delinquent schizophrenic called Carol, who we've allowed to express herself through the usernames 'Turkish' and 'Matthew Le God'. Some of the results on various threads have been nothing short of fascinating. Whelk, as far as I'm aware, is not a real person but a piece of Chinese malware which Baj and Steve have been unable to delete. Anyway, I hope this clears things up, lets get back on topic.

Women's season ended with immediate effect. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52797022

Jeff is is solitary confinement, we’re giving him the full Clockwork Orange treatment. You’re going to be bunking up with ALWAYS. Just don’t criticise the food, the governor, the guards, the cell blocks or any of the other inmates and he’ll probably leave you alone.

We have a more covert, authoritarian approach these days, whereby we let people get on with it, until one day they just disappear silently into one of our 'correction facilities', without trial.

This is supposed to be a thread about Coronavirus and its implications for Saints and football in general. The political, "my dad's d*ck is big than your dad's d*ck," stuff has been moved to the lounge.

Thank God that's over.

TBH I thought you were the one saying this was bad. This kind of thing would usually only come about in a 2008 type situation, when we've sold the experienced players and are trying to make do with the kids. If they're good enough, then great but this is a thread about selling Hojbjerg.

Sorry, not really been keeping up to date on this thread. Have we compared him to Eddie Hitler yet?

I doubt it. Covid 19 will probably just drive down prices across the board. We will most likely end up signing the same mediocre players as before, only we'll be paying £2-5m like we were 20 years ago.

Getting this thread back on topic... If you rape a duck, is that fresh water or salt?

So basically, you’re saying there was a small, localised flood and some people drowned. This is interpreted as being proof of the wrath of God almighty and not simply a freak weather event?

Beats me, I never said it.

If God designed the eye, why would he make it so that a large number of people can't see? Why give people made in his image an eye which is inadequate for reading his own scriptures?

This thread is both amazing and terrible at the same time.

Correct. It's not only believable but there is strong evidence behind it as well. In fact I believe is as much empty space, relatively speaking, in an atom as there is in our galaxy. Even the densest known elements in the periodic table are about 99.99999995% empty space.