Lighthouse

Come on Fulham. I don’t want Cardiff up again after the way they reacted to the Sala ordeal.

Makes you think, what’s the greatest XI that’s ever been relegated from the Premier League? You could probably stick Niemi in as GK and Crouch was in the England team with us.

Hopefully he's signed in time for our Intertoto Cup games.

Personally I think any knockout game tied after 90 minutes should go straight to pens, with no away goals, replays or E.T. I find it daft when a team wins the home leg 1-0, then takes the lead in the away leg and the tie is effectively over, as the other team needs to score 3 to stay in it.

Were Euell And Beattie two hats? I must have missed something there, Beattie especially seems to be well regarded by most who claim to have met him. Caulker I thought had a load of mental health issues affecting him, although that doesn’t mean he wasn’t also a tool. Nile Ranger up front if you ask me. I think you’d have to include BWP and Dyer for their part in the Southsea nightclub incident too.

Don’t get your hopes up. We’ve given Long a new contract, that’s our cheap solution to that problem, unfortunately.

Shirt with a collar? That’ll be a dislocated shoulder lifting that.

Utter weapon though he may be, I actually rate him higher than Vest. I’d be happy with a man of his talent as 4th choice, it’s whether his bellendry will be an issue. I suspect it might be.

Yes, that 5th season is the one where it all comes up trumps. 😉

By a long way, we’re only 10 points behind them now.

Djenepo’s at Brighton wasn’t a bad whack either.

Surely it’s got to be Ings and Adams from now on. 11 goals from 9 games between the pair of them since the restart.

Tell that to people in casinos and lottery winners.

If you go down, it’s because you’ve been sh*te for 38 games. No amount of luck will will explain away how bad Watford and Bournemouth have been this season. The fact that a dreadful Villa team beat them by a point is their own fault. Besides, I’d say Bruno Fernandes somehow winning a penalty instead of being sent off against Villa pretty much evens things up.

Man City with their 5th 5-0 win since the restart (if you include Liverpool) 😮

Unlucky Danny but pleased for Che.

United just can’t be arsed this half.

Come on Danny! Two more.

Yes, Bournemouth! (Don’t want them to stay up as such but surely we’ve got Everton now)

Annoyingly, if the Blades and Everton both equalised we’d drop below them by one goal. Oh for a 7-0 Home defeat...

I’d say a game like this is his prerogative to have a little fun.

He’s turned into a demon!

He’s got the moves but hasn’t got the touch.

Christ McCarthy...

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