Lighthouse

Let’s just unlock this when he signs (which my top secret, ITK contact informs me shouldn’t be long now.) 🙄

Christianity confirmed.

I do believe Eric that a mask is an enormous improvement on your appearance.

I suspect you may have missed the joke.

Yep. My contact confirms it will be officially announced this afternoon.

Christ, what’s gotten into the keepers head in the last 5 minutes.

The cricket is better than this. Much more entertaining than a dead rubber between England and Ireland has any right being.

Nothing will top China for underestimating deaths. Nothing.

Defender incoming! FACT! #Mess

Wasn’t intended to be really.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53625829 I know discussions about rape only ever go well on here but wow, quite the allegation,

KWP is about a year younger isn’t he?

Hitchen’s Razor - What can be claimed without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Still yet to see any credible explanation as to how that’s even possible.

Hojbjerg is on Hojbjerg’s side. He won’t be impressed with Spurs if the deal falls through because they’re pushing for an unrealistically low price.

Has anyone given a shirt a wash or two yet? If so, how did it hold up.

I know they’re different scenarios, the point was quite simply that you can’t force a player to take a pay cut and sign for another club under any circumstances I can think of.

This has all been covered before but you can't force a player under contract out of the club, hence we're stuck with Forster, Moi etc. Fonte wanted a bigger contract after winning Euro 2016 and we were only willing to give him a year, so he left for a bigger contract at West Ham. If he wanted to stay, he would have and he certainly wouldn't have done an interview saying he wanted to be nearer his family in London.

Even at £25m he’s still by far the cheapest, proven PL player available. It makes no sense at all for Spurs not to pay that when there’s so much riding on CL qualification. It’ll end up being a compromise. We’re in a weak position but that doesn’t mean we have to just bend over and take whatever Spurs offer.

Spurs aren’t going to get a better player cheaper than Hoj, so I see no reason to lower the price. I hope we stick to our guns.

Got to get it ratified by the Kenyan FA, don't forget.

Yes but it’s a dump and a bitch to get to. An hour and a half from Bristol, let alone anywhere else.

A source I know within the club tells me they’re organising a cabaret show, where our new owners will dance across the stage in feather boas, with 2 new signings on each arm. Apparently the delay is due to rehearsals not going well, as Haaland is out of sync with the other dancers. Make of this what you will.

That’s about as good a final as you really hope for from those 4 teams.

Joe Cole and Defoe with West Ham. Viduka and Smith at Leeds.