"Bathroom Vanity: A permanent bathroom cabinet or counter fixture that houses a washbasin and conceals plumbing pipes while providing storage."
might be his best shot at being useful...
So hang on is this the new "Pompey Takeover Saga" thread where it's basically a place for relief and therapy, knowing at least someone in the world is worse off than us?
Wurzels can be Scottish: "Tommy Banner (born 1 August 1939) is a Scottish musician, known for being the longest-serving member of The Wurzels. Born in Edinburgh, Scotland, Banner was raised in the nearby town of Penicuik, Midlothian."