Maggie May

Is one of your tabs “Best alcoholic drinks to take the edge of watching Saints”?

His surname is actually Rasmussen. No joke.

Finn Azaz, Azaz He’s quick and he’s f**king class He’s better than Alcaraz Finn Azaz, Azaz

Solid point away against the title favourites - that’s the spirit!

I can’t remember the last time we came out for the second half raring to go.

Game over.

WELCOME NUTTER!

We’re going to miss Fernandes so much.

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To the song Rasputin by Boney M: Eduard Spertsyan Southampton’s Russian goal machine He takes the piss and he scores for fun Eduard Spertsyan Southampton’s Russian goal machine He’ll fire us back to where we belong

He’s definitely put himself in the shop window. If we’re interested, hopefully linking up with Shea will swing it.

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Forget about RM. Some of us sound seriously obsessed. I’m delighted we have Still at the helm. It’s going to be a massive season. We have one of the most promising managers in Europe and it’s exciting to envisage how far we can go with him.

He’s definitely gone. He doesn’t appear in the latest promotional video. Fernandes is given a decent showing though.

Brum were my pick for the title.

Did we have a team of world beaters last season that we only went down because they were so woefully managed by Juric?

I’ve just started listening to these guys and find it a really difficult listen. They sound like they hate each other.

It’s interesting how Solak‘s ousting emerged just a few weeks after the claims we were up for sale.

Ah, I didn’t know that about the contract.

Saints aren’t selling Dibling to Everton. He was one of the hottest prospects in the Premier League last season and can see the club only wanting him to go to a premium team to shine a positive light back on the academy. A big six or a European giant should be his destination if he is going.

Bazunu is going to be a revelation this year.

The Rangers forum is bleak reading.

That is our best away kit in years.

I really like the look of this guy. A great bit of business on a free transfer, too.

Trump joining Chelsea’s trophy presentation is up there with the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He just refused to leave. Haha.