Maggie May

Welcome, Paul. If we struggle out of the starting blocks, it’s proof we’re Still Trollope.

He’ll turn them into Atalantis.

Good move for him and glad we won’t have to face him next season.

Josh Quarshie, Ooh oh oh Josh Quarshie, Ooh oh oh, He comes from Germany, He fkin hates Pompey

Yeah but these players are the second worst team ever to play in the Premier League, and looked second rate against teams in lower divisions. It will be hard to shake off.

Sounds like you’re naive, mate.

So does this confirm we’re up for sale, then?

I’m hoping we will have a massive clear out. Regardless of who we bring in under Still, it’s imperative we shift a few players who we know are not up to standard and never will be.

If you’d have told me we’d be finishing the season three places below Spurs, I’d have bitten your hand off.

Absolutely not!

“Oh it wasn’t like the old days anymore, ”No, it wasn’t like those days, ”Am I Will Still?”

Prophet.

I must admit the lack of updates re Still has me worried. He will have plenty of suitors. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Cleverly.

Just get it done, Saints.

I wish Martin well. We would’ve done a lot better under him in the Premier League if we recruited quality. Granted, Fernandes and Ramsdale have been top drawer but we really needed a full-scale revamp. Too much faith was put on those who helped get us promoted but clearly are not Premier League standard.

Hardly a risk. Hiring Nathan Jones was a risk.

Will Still - what a coup. How can anyone dismiss his credentials as an up and coming manager? His record in France for such a young, inexperienced coach is second to none. Future Nagelsmann IMO.

Get in. My first choice. I’m still adamant Russell Martin will achieve more in his career than Danny Rohl.

Get Lamps in.

Forest are going to struggle next season.

So…

I think we’re right up Ramsay’s street.

Finally, a performance we can be proud of.

Tough Rusk crumbles Pep.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.