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A Pompey hero speaks: "Lallana said to me “What are you doing?”. So I smacked him in the face." https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/it-was-crazy-i-smacked-him-in-the-face-ricardo-rochas-portsmouth-admission-over-controversial-southampton-flashpoint-4547098

Never in doubt

Holgate sent off after 10 minutes - I always said he was shit

Brexit positives like a fictional increase in exports of honey to Saudi Arabia are somewhat offset by the 100 billion in lost exports to the EU that nobody, but nobody saw coming and which, in any case, will definitely be offset by all these fantastic new trade deals we're always just about to sign. McInnes Emoji

Big Joe Aribo to start please

What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't make a vita min

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/09/southampton-record-unbeaten-run-russell-martin Interesting take on our unbeaten run

Their top scorer is a center back who's probably out injured. I think we can tear them a new one.

Some Gammon bait from the Daily Heil that amusingly builds on a misunderstanding of what a trade deal actually is. Apparently, those pesky Eurocrats are threatening our British right to prevent people withholding their labor. Surely now we're a sovereign country they no longer have any say in how we decide to trash our own country? Think again Gammons!

He was fined for hare coursing 😳

He's still building fitness, so won't be involved

Kemi Badenoch's pathetic list of Brexit benefits, including "increased exports of honey to Saudia Arabia, turns out to be just more lies and misrepresentation.

She lives in a parallel universe Soggy, don't expect Looney Leadsom to make sense. When asked what the successes of Brexy were, Leadsom told LBC News: “I’m hugely delighted at Brexit. We have our sovereignty back, we’re in control of our money, laws and borders. The NHS has considerably more than £350m a week and we’ve signed up to 70 trade deals.” 🤬

We're only allowed 5 in the match day squad, but I don't think there's a limit on how many we can have on the books.

More red tape for import/export to go online soon creating chaos, adding costs and turning Sevington in my home town of Ashford into a lorry park for no good reason https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/27/its-impossible-to-plan-uk-importers-braced-for-storm-at-ports-amid-new-brexit-checks

I see another oven-ready trade deal has turned out to be slightly more complex than the government expected.

Shit game so far, Leicester marginally better at fouling, not much else in it

https://v1.sportea.site/9/0/soccer/9

Shhh...

Perhaps someone has made us an offer for Charlie, wasn't there chatter about him going to Newcastle at one point?

No, but I keep seeing him misplace passes

Yeah, but Nicky Banger

Holgate isn't good enough for us in the Championship, absolutely no way we'll be interested in him in the Prem

If Holgate is staying, am I right in thinking we can't bring anyone else in on loan as we've used our quota? I miss MLG 😞

The UK’s flagship transatlantic trade deal, which was presented as a cornerstone of post-Brexit “global Britain”, will deliver even less benefit to the economy than the tiny uplift that was previously predicted, according to the Office for Budget Responsibility. In a report accompanying last week’s autumn statement, the OBR said the UK’s entry into the Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership (CPTPP) would add just 0.04% to GDP in the “long run”, which it defines as after 15 years of membership.