Miltonroader07

My other fave way of killing insects is to drive a Combine Harvester down Fratton Road on match day

When i worked at the general we used to whaft anaesthetic gas at the flies and pull their wings off, then they woke up and tried to fly and ran off the shelf and landed on their heads..

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Three things really; The Sherriff, Boruc and Cork Not in that order but a mix of the three

Good idea.... cheers Glasgow

Officials get things right and wrong, the lino had a crap view and unless you are 100% keep ya flag down. Having said that a lot of officials (and I speak with experience) will have the mentality, if in doubt go with the defence !!!

Please Weekend on 4 May, in case you have a business or idea,,,, ie Borrow Yours and pay ya £££££

why we invested so much in a player who is a Norweigan International and does not even get on the bench !!

I was having a great day and now you have made me cry.............................................................. with laughter FFS

Any ideas as to what Tokyo can do with his Pom Pom ?? all ideas considered

We need to show that we know how to support our team, so I thought CheerLeaders. Pom Pom's will be supplied. There are some obvious names that come to mind when thinking of Cheerleaders?? Spudgun Glasgow Saint Bearsy Turkish Tokyo any more ideas please??

Hate to agree with a Mod but I think she has a good point

My point exactly Krak

I think I agree in principle BUT there is the experience issue, it is a fine line between Experience and Ability. I hope that once we are safe that the Sherriff will blood some young talent more

How can I get a "quick one"

Why is the Prems leading goal scorer not there FFS

Waterlooville

Are you taking any precautions for Saturday in light of the Black Death (measles). Should we wear a face mask or a full space man suit. Is the away end Up or Down Wind?? Discuss;

Ha ha ha

As a Journalist it needs to be factual ; remove the emotion; I enjoyed reading it and if it was for a Fanzine it would be 10/10 but for a newspaper it needs to be more neutral. Just my thoughts mate..

How about Hugh Hunt

Because Turkish read what you wrote as did all of my fans

fact

I thought about trying Spud

This is the Key methinks