Torres

Don't be so harsh on yourself.

Bit harsh. When he was forced to hit it long he only had Sharp, Lee and Puncheon to aim at and they're all about 5ft tall.

Lots of good tonight, plenty of crap. Highlight for me was the turn by Hoskins towards the end when he made the chance for himself before putting just wide. Looked the look of that kid, if only for a few minutes. JWP was excellent, most of the rest were decent after a (much deserved) bollocking from Nigel at HT. Keeper looked OK too. Good touch and distribution and did most simple things well. Shaw needs more time. Heaven forbid Fox falls over in the shower..

Progression of the human race would have stalled without these stunning innovations.

I went to one a while back against my better judgement but someone from work persuaded me to go. It was OK, I suppose. I managed to meet an old friend who I'd not seen in a while and also managed to **** my ex from school. On the downside, I did have to kill someone with a pen in school toilets.

Nobody ever said he was stupid. Well, nobody except himself and his barrister, that is.

Birchy said No, didn't he Micky?

Sure to make all the difference

There's one on the BBC website now.

Why? Seems spot on to me. Had Wigan sold 3000 and we has the same number of home fans, nobody would have batted an eyelid. As it is, I am surprised that there weren't more home fans there today even though early season summer attendances do tend to be a little lower.

59.6 On the expiry of a registration under this Regulation a Player is entitled to sign for any Club of his choice without restriction and without payment of any compensation.

The FCR doesn't apply to clubs outside the FA jurisdiction, as a few foreign clubs who had the misfortune of dealing with our fishy neighbours found out to their cost.

That will have really put the fear up Chinny!

Seems a long time ago. So much has happened since then. Oh how we laughed at the time.

"The PST bid remains on track," spokesman Colin Farmery insisted.

To be fair, he doesn't sound as bad as any of their recent owners.

This'll be good...

Take into account the conditions of the PCC loan as well. Although Portpin taking over again will be absolutely hilarious, it won't be as funny as it would have been had PST managed to pull it off.

The "new" bid is going to have to be substantially better than that too. For starters, given that the council loan is dependant on there being no other bids on the table (they really see themselves as a lender of last resort) the whole thing is sunk by Portpin's mere presence at the table.

This is the previous one: http://www.pompeytrust.com/index.php?option=com_rokdownloads&view=file&Itemid=109&id=87:pst-bid-proposal-final-31st-july-2012 Detention for Steve for not keeping up. Edit - in fact, as punishment, you have to read that whole document without laughing.

So although anyone who has bothered to look at the PST bid for more than 3 minutes and has more than 2 brain cells is covinced it won't fly, the majority of the bestest still seem think it the path to follow. There's no helping some people, is there?

Well lucky for them they have a ready-made excuse for their next home attendance to be a laughable 13000. It's all because of Chinny. Honest. It'll be like when we had people boycotting SMS because of Lowe. It was definitely a boycott and had nothing to do with us being crap, oh no. Honest.

Erm, the 72 football league clubs are the private club. 71 votes to 1 is a big enough majority to see any sanctions through. I'd imagine that PFC have exhausted the goodwill of a good number of other clubs.

I love the way some many skates also seem to think that Chinny is only "back" because he's seen the potential of 18,000 gates (wow, really big money) and because they've started to go "in the right direction". PMSL.

Some skates are trying to organise a boycott of their JPT game vs Bompey. Do you think anyone would notice?