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The "top" 6, based on the figures on the BBC site, include 5 scottish members ( 3 LAB and 2 Lib Dems ), who obviously have more work related travelling, ( one of them is the member for Orkney, and another for Ross & Skye ). The other is the Conservative Ben Wallace, member for Lancaster and Wyre. Of the next 5 on the list, all are Labour members for scottish or northern english wards. How many Labour members have claimed to have their moats cleaned, or their tennis courts maintained ? Please rely on facts rather than rhetoric, which after all is being driven by the Tory press.

The one I find most amusing is that the Sinn Fein MPs claim 2nd home allowance, despite boycotting Westminster !

Is that more accurate ?

Would you buy a used photo-copier from this man ? ( No, I thought not )

But if we are given the choice between a turnip and a radish, which do we pick ? :cool:

You do in the public sector,....................... unless you are an MP.

As prats go, you are certainly 'king size'.

Is it possible

How many MPs would vote for that ?

Look out for Uncle Monty, he may want to commit burglary in the kitchen

No thanks, as I am not from London, nor have I come on holiday by mistake.

If you are going to eat cake, you must accompany it with 'the finest wines known to humanity'.

Sorry dad !

Topped off with parmesan cheese ? Or then again, maybe it's a cold lasagna.

What does a Dingle's girlfriend say to him during sex ? Baaaaa.

The Lake District, the Peak District, the Pennines, the Cheviots, the Yorkshire ( damn them all ) Dales, the Northumberland Moors, the north-east coastline, Dumfries and Galloway, Snowdonia. All less than 2 hours from my house. Yep, it sure is grim up here :D

Taking this as the 'match build-up' thread, can I be the first to..... woot !

But we keep getting told that the Football Club is NOT in administration, so presumably it continues to function, and to plan for next season - with Wotte in situ as the manager.

It's as natural as Jordan's boobs. There never was a choice, so pointless question. However, in a hypothetical world, as I am confident that a resurgent SFC will overcome the penalty and have a successful next season, I would ditch the duck-shooting **** every time.

Because he is the next Gordon Banks, but even he doesn't realise it yet !

Just shows how short-sighted LM is Oh, and as for Wotte, NO EFFIN CHANCE !

The Planets by Gustav Holst - currently Uranus, Magician

If you are ever asked the "Desert Island Discs" question about which 'luxury' you would take, it's a close call between Bear and Ray Mears.

We've been to 4 FA Cup finals, a League Cup Final, a ZDS final, and had several seasons in europe.:)

Looking through the the 'then and now' on the BBC link - how many of today's players, having won the FA Cup, will end up installing double glazing, or as a service assistant in a garage ?