badgerx16

I got very annoyed by all the "You can watch match X right now on Prime" references. There was me stuck with watching Southampton v West Ham because I couldn't work that out.

TP at least gets in the right positions, holds the ball up well, and wins headers. With a bit of confidence he should at least out score Arma and Archer.

Where's my team gone ? Somebody seems to have switched them for actual footballers.

If I ever seem to have reached the point where G&S becomes something I want to watch, will somebody please shoot me.

He had a release clause in his contract, according to the BBC.

Heroyam

Donald Trump says that the US should take over Greenland, Denmark says it is not for sale and boosts defence spending on the island. This additinal expenditure counts towards Denmark reaching the 2% of GDP spending that NATO requires, and Trump has demanded.

Ukraine

Joyeux Noël, Christophe.

Thanks for your insightful contribution towards the discussion of our new manager.

2 days too late, Saturnalia ends on Dec 23rd. Sol Invictus is celebrated on Dec 25th.

Nowhere near as bad as A Song of Ice and Fire for underage interactions.

Bell

Hopefully he won't find playing for Saints to be his Waterloo.

I would imagine PETA aren't happy with him over-working the reindeer either, having to drag an over-laden cart all the way round the World in one night.

Some think that the Germans saw the Saudi warnings as shit stirring, so down played them.

Like VAR did, and decided there was no penalty.

He wasn't. He wasn't brilliant: Downes should not have been hooked, perhaps another Fulham player should have been, and a few biased observers think he missed a Saints penalty ( that wasn't), but I thought on the whole he did OK.

That's an improvement over Russball.

Football is a universal language.

Lawyers

Being reported the suspect is a doctor, originally from Saudi Arabia.

In his end of year diatribe, Putler said that the roads in occupied areas of Ukraine are being upgraded to "Russian standards". Surely the shelling that has wrecked them has already acheived this.

"Hand built by robots, driven by Italians". Fix It Again Tomorrow.

If he saves our season he would probably have walked across.