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What's the most used chat up line in Burnley ? "Baaa ?".

Why do we have to import everything from the bloody USofA ? When did this bollox start ?

Ordering timber online last night - estimated delivery 7 working days. Receive an email this morning saying it will be delivered tomorrow - it has just been delivered.

3 sheep then ?

1 wife = 2 sheep

Bring back the Groat !

Less than 10% of recorded crimes result in criminal charges being brought. This is after 12 years of Government by "the Party of Law and Order".

Reports that Boris is planning a "bonfire" of EU Laws; Environmental protection, workers' rights, and Health and Safety regulations are all in the firing line.

Is that Brexit survivor still queueing at Dover to get through French passport control ?

I did a ride today and comparing my 2 computers the STRAVA app on my phone gave me slightly more altitude gained but 1 mile shorter on the total distance, as compared to my GPS computer - the recorded times were both correct.

Brexit is a scheme to take us back to the 50's, ( alternatively - to "level up" the entire country with the Isle of Wight ), this is merely a step in that journey.

In a fabric shop last week my wife bought some material: it was measured in yards and sold by the kilogram.

Other people refer to it as "the birds and the bees".

Perhaps because the Spanish haven't gone through Brexit ? 😉

Surely you don't think facts are important in discussions over the Big Bad EU ? That's just Project Fear.

One thing they are pushing is that it will help trade with the US. Unfortunately, whilst the US pound and ounce are the same as the old Imperial measures, the US hundredweight and ton are smaller than the British versions, and US pints and gallons are similarly smaller.

Anybody under 40 is likely to have no idea what pounds and ounces are. Let alone adding cost for industry with retooling packing machines.

Ducky would call them soaking wet pinkos.

I live in the North West and I couldn't give a toss about the 'victims', nor does my wife ( Man City), my daughter( Bolton ), my S-i-L ( Everton, so understandable ), my eldest son ( Blackpool ), my D-i-L ( Man Utd ), or my younger son ( Villa - don't ask ). The media need to understand how many football fans couldn't care less about Klippety and his team.

2 more letters of no confidence submitted to Sir Graham Brady. Drip, drip, drip.......

It's a selfie he took this morning.

Boris is psychic..... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/grant-shapps-claims-not-partying-27047663 "Tory Grant Shapps has bizarrely claimed Boris Johnson was “clearly not partying” when he raised fizz surrounded by booze at a No10 party. The Cabinet ally said the Prime Minister "lost his mum during the period", despite the fact Charlotte Johnson Wahl died “suddenly” 10 months after the party happened."

2 snippets for Alexei; Russia has removed the upper age limit for joining the army, over 40's can now sign up. Ukraine is reported to be advancing in a counter attack to separate Kherson from Zaporizhye.

Too much fat on Boris - maybe save electric by rendering him down for candles.

For every 200 mass shootings, there is always one story the NRA can get behind to promote their argument....... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61615236