badgerx16

An impoverished, exiled, mongrel mix of Danish, Greek, and German who marrried well.

I cannot suggest that you go to Twitter Search and type in 'footballer TSE', as in doing so you might find out something that has an injunction against it.

cricket

Apparently the lawyers for the other premiership player with an injunction, who can only be referred to as TSE, claimed that is was necessary because, if the news of his affair were published, "It would have a devastating effect on his wife and family". Should have thought about that before putting it where it shouldn't have been.

As long as you're careful in selecting videos with decent sound quality.

But some of us didn't have far to go

Work will be hell tomorrow - loads of glum faces @ Bloomfield Rd and also in my wife's class.

I love the way that free market capitalism can thrive even in the face of Armageddon : http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

incisor

Been thinking about this whole 'if God exists why does he let sh!t happen' line of argument, and I have new set of theories.: (1) God really does exist, and the pinnacle of His ( or Her ) creation was in fact the dinsoaurs. However, after 350 million years of that He ( or She ) got bored and moved off to supervise another set of dimensions in the mulitiverse, leaving the Earth to settle into the standard chaos any managed system falls into without a housekeeper to tidy it and keep it clean. (2) Alternatively, in accordance with the theory of relativity, 'time' is relative to the observer., and slows down relatively as you approach the velocity of a photon. As God is 'the way, the truth, and the light', His ( or Her ) time compared to what we observe means that a human lifetime is just a blink of an eye to the celestial deity, so He ( or She ) wouldn't notice wars, floods, etc. (3) God gave us Abraham, Moses, and all the other Old Testament Prophets. He then offered us John the Baptist, and finally His own son. As humanity still didn't seem to 'get the message', ( as Bill & Ted put it - 'Be excellent to each other' ), He ( or She ) has given up trying. As any parent knows, you can only tell the children so many times to stop misbehaving or somebody will get hurt. After a while you just stop trying and watch them fall over, bang their heads, etc. (4) He ( or She ) has simply got bored with the Earth, and so He ( or She ) has moved on to some other galaxy, ( far far away ), and is busy trying an improved recipe.

If the alternative is to be you then I am happy being a spambot. ( This message was brought to you by a room filled with an infinite number of monkeys typing randomly on computer keyboards and purely by chance, once in a while, generating a comprehensible string of characters ).

God will let the scientists 'discover' exactly what He wants them to discover ! The moment you prove God exists you destroy religion, faith, and society. You cannot, however, ever definitively disprove a deity - the argument simply shifts to He ( or She ) does not want to be found.

Are we ? How do you KNOW you exist ? How do you KNOW I exist ? You, and anybody else that apparently posts on this forum, may just be a figment of an overactive imagination. Also, if God exists, explain Skatesmouth.

Pope

There's always the old schoolboy humour concerning the Irish couple : Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael

Mafeking

What about Dewi Sant ? ( That's St David for the uninitiated ). St George was apparently Syrian, St Andrew was from Galilee.

-vision

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sleeps

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I can't stand Pulis and I'm married to a citeh fan - so I am taking to the opposite view to your good self.

Go for the Prince2 as it will open doors and opportunities that otherwise, and needlessly, may not be available. It does provide a useful framework, and makes sure that you keep things organised in your approach to a project. However, as with many other systems and processes, it is "for the guidance of wise men, and the obedience of fools". Is there any element of your current work, or opportunity alongside it, that could be used to give you a start in PM ?

There is a school of thought that says if even I can get PRINCE2 then it proves how easy it must be

For some unknown reason my wife has just put Eurovision on - so at present I'm trying not to listen to the Moldova entry.