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Lallana cross, Ricke Lambert back post? Please please please.

Roy got it wrong by starting from the top of the table and reading down to choose his squad. Anybody would think that there are no decent English fullbacks.

Sir Rickie coming on for Henderson.

Pro-tip for the England boys: Lallana's even better when you pass it to him. Give it a go.

1-1, game on. Shame it was Rooney, a tap in is now going to make him a world class player.

Did Tyldesley just say Lallana and Rooney are a similar kind of player?

And sadly, one of the better players tonight. Says a lot.

Reckon we can sneak Lambert on without anybody noticing? We might stand a chance with 12 men.

Sterling showing his inner Scouser and knocking some bloke unconscious.

You just know that Roy's first change will be to bring Jack Wilshire on. Ah well, roll on Euro 2016.

Why on Earth would he leave Liverpool to be England manager? That's like MoPo leaving us for Charlton.

Congratulations to Wayne Rooney on managing to miss from about 10cm out. Just saying, Rickie Lambert scores that.

Same England team as vs Italy, Ramirez on the bench for Uruguay.

Start Lambert and Lallana over Rooney and Wellbeck - they've been playing together for years, they know each other's games inside out, I'd love to see Lallana crossing for a Lambert back post header. It's worked about a million times before, why not now?

Does signing a longer contract mean he has to wait longer than others to get a new watch?

If this were a club, Clyne would walk into the starting line up. Also, why Welbeck ahead of Stirling? With that change I'd expect this to be the starting team in Brazil.

Think it must be. Why don't we look at it as two managers in three and a half years, one of which resigned for a better offer? What's that, four wins in 16 games or something? I don't think form guides and managers work too well, Glasgow.

Michael Laudrup please.

Farewell and good luck Mauricio, I wish him well in his job hunt. Nobody should have to go through the pain of being sacked right before Christmas.

I wouldn't be surprised by that, especially if he's been performing up to standard in training. Hopefully DD is a little surprised by him and gives him a shot.

Go on Bargain Hunt. Might make a £20 profit if you're lucky.

First teamers? None of them. Osvaldo is the only player we should be selling; we don't need the funds, we've just got like £83 million or something from the league.

Fair enough, first time I've seen them. As you were!

Don't know if this has been on here yet, but apparently we're in for Joan Verdu. http://www.footballdirectnews.com/premier-league-news/49997-southampton-can-finally-land-spanish-playmaker.php I know nothing about him apart from what that article says - Spanish playmaker, just relegated, played under Poch at Espanyol. Anybody else shed any light on him?

And, much like the one portrayed above by Pap, it's conspiracy b*llocks.