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My friends refuse to go anywhere other than Big Pete's Tattoo Studio in Fareham, if that's helpful to you.

Good thing we've got pots of cash from selling two players and Premier League TV deals then!

Do they know something we don't? Gazzaniga £4.5m?

Would be hilarious, I'd be worried about losing Koeman to Spurs though!

Gotta say, our away kit does look fab.

Clyne playing LB... I wonder if that trend will continue into next season?

I'm very happy with Veho as a shirt sponsor, and I know I'm not the only one. My Man U-supporting Dad tried to laugh at us when he saw the Chevrolet vs. Veho numbers, asking 'who are Veho, anyway?', then quickly changed his tune when I pointed out he's got a pair of Veho wireless speakers that he thinks are the dog's b*llocks.

Newcastle sign French player shocker.

Kit looks great, I'm more interesting in the fact that Corky's modelling for it though! Suggests to me that he's sticking around

Fair points! Still, not keen on Ruddy, but maybe that's because I've seen more goals he's let in than saves he's made on Match of the Day and the like. People probably wouldn't think much of Boruc of they see the same amount of him too!

We've got a 12 page thread that covers every point of this argument already, we don't need to go over it all again. Funny how this only gets resurrected when Glasgow reappears, huh? I'm more concerned about getting Cork and Fonte sorted than signing anybody else at the moment!

I remember looking at the stats he was one of our best chance creators per unit time he was playing, he just never got that much game time. This season he either becomes the first name on the team sheet every week or starts looking for a transfer back to the continent.

I don't understand a lot of the goalkeeper debates on here - surely we can get much better than Ruddy or Marshall? Goalkeeper is probably the only position that's the same all over the world - no real need for Premier League experience.

Took delivery of my Sony Xperia Z2 yesterday, I'm loving it so far. I chose that because the Samsung build quality is awful, the HTC One M8 does look great but my last phone was an HTC and the battery was wrecked after 8 months, and the Nexus isn't easily available on a contract. iPhones are not my cup of tea, to put it mildly. Considering the SIM-free Z2 is £600, I'm paying £36 a month with a free phone for unlimited calls, texts and 4G data with 3 - and I got £45 cashback on top of that too! EDIT: I've gone and actually read the entirety of your first post now, and I can tell you that the manual mode on the camera is pretty detailed, and it does have an auto background-defocus setting. It records in true 4K too, although I actually have no way of playing that back! Its lowlight shots aren't a patch on the HTC One M8's though.

Why on Earth would you want to do that?

Well picking our squad almost exclusively from Liverpool and Man United hasn't exactly worked fantastically for us this year, I'm not sure if you'd noticed.

Will be interesting to see if he plays in our pre-season friendly with Swindon - and who he's playing for!

Formatting, sir, is your friend.

I, on the other hand, would definitely class you as a bedwetter! We've had a manager for what, a couple of weeks? We're four days into July, for goodness' sake, and we've got ITK knowledge that we'll have a signing by Tuesday. We've also signed up 9 academy players and given two academy graduates new contracts too. What more were you expecting?

I've noticed something rather worrying - all three of the relegated teams from last season, as well as us when we were relegated to the Championship, have been wearing shirts whilst they've been playing football. Back to League One of us, ffs, just sell the club already Kat, small team mentality. Should've just gone for body paint, this is bullsh*t.

#TheStripesAreBack is a trending topic on Twitter, for all you folks that understand what Twitter is.

#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave on Twitter.

Morgan will stay - he's played in the World Cup for France and played very well. That won't be his last appearance for them in this tournament, let alone in future ones. He doesn't need to move.

I do find it interesting how fans suddenly see players as terrible as soon as they leave. Luke suddenly has no right foot, isn't good enough to start for the team that finished 7th last season, and hasn't even scored a goal yet (probably because he's a defender?); Adam Lallana hasn't even gone yet and he's gone from being world class and able to stroll into nearly any team on the planet to easily replaced, nothing special, a one speed player who can't shoot. Personally I wish Luke Shaw the best of luck, let's hope he doesn't become an expensive bench warmer and can go on to fill his potential - he has an important role for England squads of the future. Now he's leaving, this gives me more hope of holding on to Lovren, Schneiderlin and maybe Lallana too.

So, banned for four months... presumably he'll still be raking in the cash whilst he's sat at home? His fine of £65,400 is pathetic, he earns that in two and a bit days.