Unbelievable Jeff

Hail himself a plonker in all honesty.

There is always a chance, of course, but if we have an excellent past track record why woukd you automatically think that is what's going to happen. That's an awful depressing outlook on life you have, especially when you spend most of it posting on this forum. Must be very lonely and unhappy for you.

No, but we have a track record that it will improve, in fact we have pretty much a 100% record on appointments, so I'll put my trust in that rather than anything else. PLUS, I'm not convinced he's leaving as haven't yet seen anything convincing.

Because the same happened with Pochettino...

Still not getting why you think it's such a done deal?

It's really quite weird how you're loving this, you must have posted this 10 times on this thread. It seems you have schadenfreude over the whole situation. Just plain weird.

Mirror gone big. Thank God, I thought it was a reliable paper. Everton Forum ITK's. Didn't Guan/KBilly say that Clyne was going to sign a new contract last year? Honestly, this sounds like a story snowballing out of control myself, but if it does happen, so be it.

What, someone WhatsApped someone? Blimey, didn't realise football was so unprofessional nowadays.

So, what has happened in the last 4 hours to make us think this is any more true than this morning?

Koeman's not going to Everton.

Everton are much smaller and less successful than them. I'd compare them to Espanyol, a city's second club, shot old stadium and frankly a bit ****.

This.

I'm waiting for one of them to post something on Twitter, and then throwing a wobbly over it forgetting they posted it...

Anyone notice the original Twitter message spelt his name incorrectly as well (Janssen). Surprised as usually journalists are spot on with this kind of thing.

**** everything else, we need to get your biscuits sorted.

OK, so one journalist. Fair enough. Be strange for him to discuss terms prior to the club saying they can. Also, Koeman is taking over at Arsenal once Winger goes isn't he? Personally I think this is probably Everton making Emery make a decision. If true though, I'm sure we will bring someone else good in. To be fair Koeman was a very average manager before he joined us.

This. This. This.

Instead of me reading through a few pages, can someone please explain why there is a mini meltdown taking place?

Always happy to see Telegraph articles as it means it's fed directly from the club. Happy with that.

I think you guys are confusing talent and form. I personally don't rate Jamie Vardy - he's had a good season, but I don't think he's that talented. When Chambers was here I thought he was in good form, but didn't really see that he had that much talent. He didn't do anything particularly well. Since he's been to Arsenal he has lost that form, and now looks awful (or did until he was completely dropped from their squad). What would be the point getting him in now? We just finished 6th, we need someone better than he is at the moment.

Don't rate Chambers now, didn't really rate him when he was here. No thanks.

You're ****ing mental. Zlatan is a genius.

I actually think it would be more of a shock as there wasn't the money factor as much in those days.

Hang on we're not signing Zlatan now? Where is the ambition? Sack the board.

If Long started every game for us next season, he'd score 20 goals in the Premier League alone. There, I said it.