Unbelievable Jeff

Great title. Great programme. For those that don't know it:

Chambre Neuf, Chamonix.

Yep, big period. ACON won't happen with Ebola breakout, so we'll have Mane there still.

Well at least Green is on the ball: Robert Green QPR and England goalkeeper at Wembley for 5 live Sport England v San Marino (19:45 BST) Posted at "On an evening like tonight England will have relatively little coming at them, so players can be given license to play more freely. If I was Nathaniel Clyne I'd be a bit annoyed. He played well in his last England game, a cap is a cap, and he'll be wondering when, if he doesn't play tonight, he will play again."

I believe we will lose Schneiderlin for sure, but not sure who else (Boruc aside). J Rod has a lot of work to do to get back to fitness and get back to form to be sold by next Summer.

To be fair, that comes across a lot ****tier than I meant it to. Apologies.

We have a raised flowerbed behind sleepers. I don't feel I should have to do this. The plan is to make it into a double drive in the next year or so, perhaps I just get that sorted earlier.

Exactly. Same as if I ring the council.

I don't know, but my guess is he's a massive ****.

We have a 4x4 and an estate, but the issue is that the road is so narrow, we sometimes borrow a Golf and have the same problems. Not enough of a turning circle to reverse in.

Yeah, kinda not really up for that.

Here's some photos, upload is being gay so they're on their side. The first photo is facing their hall, the second is facing my drive.

Evening all. So, a quick conundrum I have for you. I live opposite a masonic hall. They gather 4 or 5 times a week either all evening 6pm to 10pm or all afternoon 12pm to 7pm. We moved here 18 months ago and since then we have had countless issues with their parking. Our road is very narrow, so when they park on the opposite side of the road over their drive it means we have no access to our drive. Also, when they gather there are so many of them they take up all the parking spaces the length of the road. We have asked them around 15-20 times to stop parking opposite our drive. We have been assured that they will stop, but it keeps on happening. The biggest issue is that the main time this is an issue is when I am bringing my two year old home. I can't leave her in car elsewhere whilst I try to find someone to move the car, and I'm not parking 5 minutes away, getting her out, speaking to them with an unhappy child in tow blah blah. If I can't park in my drive then I have to park on a quick busy road on a corner, which is treacherous for everyone My question is, what can I do? By parking opposite my drive and blocking my access are they committing a crime? Conversely, if I park opposite their drive so they can't access theirs am I committing a crime. I am at my wits end and I am going to lose it if it happens too many more times. Cheers for any help, Jeff

Beatts was fine in town, in fact I went out with them in a group quite a few times (due to being mates at the time with golfers who were mates with a few of the players blah blah). Bridgey on the other hand is a proper ***t. He was a nice guy. Genuinely.

Except he didn't end his career, I believe Haalands career was ended due to his other knee. Don't forget Haaland played for Norway 4 days after that tackle. Still think the bloke is scum, just don't like lazy revisionist history.

I think it's difficult to know what will happen before knowing where we are likely to finish, and if in a good position at the end of December and at the end of the season our bragaining position with those players may have changed.

Unless we get Champions League (which we won't). Agree with not having a problem with it.

I thought you were a lover, not a hater.

Yeah, I think the 3 of us were pretty sure this is what is happening, and I'm happy with that, he's done his time for us. By the way, well done Lowe and Prost on this one...

Oh yeah, for sure. Make sure we say it clear here and now so when he is sold next Summer and Dig Dig, Batman, Saint Charlie et al start calling asset strip, we can point them back to this.

He'll be gone next Summer then, just in time for JWP to take his place and increase the continuity we're trying to build up. We'll get nearly £30m for him too.

Lol, I know!! You can tell because he posted straight after me.

100% agree. You've changed your tune?

Someone's been playing too much COD...

I love political discrimination, it explains our society down to ground Me, I hate 60% of the people I talk to, work with or see on the street because they believe in a fairer society, more state funding and taxing of the rich. I presume you're the same Pap, but the other way round. The problem with Clarkson (and this isn't just Clarkson - please note they have writers and producers who are culpable for this kind of thing) is that what is said is in bad taste, and isn't actually funny. And this is from someone who quite likes him.