Goatboy

K billy and Syd are the obvious choices. I'm gonna go with ART.

Racist.

Thanks. That clears that up.

And what report says that Koeman doesn't rate Boruc? WC: ""Invariably think it will be Forster myself, especially if the report that Koeman wasn't keen on Boruc has any real basis."

What report??

I would. Obviously not now.

In addition to UK based Saints supporters with a round trip of over 300 miles for St Marys games, all overseas Saints supporters should be rewarded with a free hospitality package including unlimited food and drink at the match and the option of a free night's accommodation if required. Vote Goat.

India won toss and chose to bat. Currently 8 for 4!

Welcome InterSaint! Please keep us updated with Osvaldo f**kwittery this season. Always good for lols.

Clyne/Mcarthy, Fonte/Van Dijk, Rojo/Yoshida, Bertrand,Targett.

The reply is usually to the same poster too.

Some posters have made their positions untenable. If the board secure some more great signings and we have a good start to the season, do you think these posters will resign?

Belhanda

True this. I have even heard a few around me talking about Saints Web. Usually involving the phrase: "...a few bellends on the interweb...".

Heated seats, gourmet pies, Peroni on tap delivered to me as soon as the half time whistle blows, by a scantily clad lovely. Free sedan chair to and from St Marys on match days. Give me all that and they can bring back Scott Hiley and Paul Wotton for all I care.

Ings. Please.

I think fifth is the very best Liverpool can hope for.

Forster, Van Dijk, Rojo, Ings. That would be a real coup.

My daughter has excellent manners. It's me that swears, farts and dribbles.

Virgin **** Ings + Bellenda for me.

Room for a sluice.

Wife?

I don't think I would eat in a grotto.

Approved. Now goes to Judge Pickles. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-28663899