Plastic

Just seen the fattest saints fan ever on TV. Must need 2 season tickets.

Villa's defence are awful

Bloody Lino

Boo rubbish

Infostrada Sports: Sadio Mane also scored the EARLIEST instance of a PL hat-trick (16th min). Previously record was held by Dwight Yorke (21st min). From Beeb

It's the Pelle/mane/long show

He won it so well and I thought he was having a laugh when he hit it, but fûck me what a goal.

Incredible strike

Long **** yes?

Remember that, wasn't it the day he became a dad too? Good day for him

Weyhey

BT sport saying mane beat him

So we now hold 2 prem records.

Fastest hat trick in PL HISTORY!!!! That's the record we want!!!

Omfg

Love mane x2

Love mane

Pelle actually getting into decent space so far. Promising.

Gazza flaps

Scholes is a total midget. Never noticed before.

Complete and total shït. Again.

Absolutely dreadful. Club should refund travelling fans.

I'd say we look more like we are trying to achieve it.

Should have bought him

Weeks