Plastic

Have they given him a 10 year contract or something equally stupid?

0 points all round

Ditto, though I only played it on the PC, will probably move to PS4 for this one, so it will be interesting to see how it measures up.

I want him on Twitter too, can't wait to hear what he's eating for breakfast.

Thanks, disappointing. Would be good if you could at least buy a ticket for 1 extra 'guest'. Wasn't planning on buying up a whole block.

Id probably do this, does anyone know if you will be able to buy multiple priority tickets per game, or will you only be able to buy tickets for the priority pass holder? Thanks.

Glad I only watched the last 5 mins. Dull.

Think you are wrong there mate, Newcastle have been a joke club for nigh on a decade. Id be surprised if any young aspiring English talent chose them over us, considering the media love-in we have experienced in regards to developing players over the past 2 or 3 seasons. Also, who the **** wants to live in Newcastle? It's hideous

My father in law will be ****ed off, was convinced he's sign for wham. Would be an excellent signing, 8 mil is a good price.

How much do you think we'd need to raise to get fratton painted in red & white? I'd happily sell Morgan to fund that.

That is the best thing I've seen in a long time. Can't wait

Sadly he is a great footballer, but his laziness negated any value to us, and of course he is a total ****.

I have no idea what the photo is about, but this fat blob made me lol

Walcott's comeback gives me hope for Jay.

When can I buy my tickets for the home games?

Annnnd again. 5 maybe?

How the hell have Villa got to the final? They're dogshït

What's the problem? You need good ball control when you're trying to put one up the arse, last thing you want to be doing is spraying it all over the box.

Omg!!!

Why is that ape keown wearing a smoking jacket?

Arsenal do look a good team. Not watched them much this year.

Get in

Jack grelish has a head like a lightbulb

Ffs Aresnal get it on target at least

Arse looking good...