Plastic

Yes poor old yoshi is playing 2 positions

Do you know what, I actually agree with this.

Hmm

Reed on for Jrod please

Check out my h/t commentators... Haircut!

Just very nervous, lots of mistakes and poor positioning.

Hopefully wakes us up for the second half.

Yes Targett doesn't look good

You guys must be a good minute ahead of me

Mclarens hair makes him look like an oompa loompa

Been on fire in early games, well done pelle

It is on, multiple sources, they just haven't updated the calendar which is annoying.

I would rather he didn't, they seem bandwidth limited enough without adding QHD streams into the mix. Though you could probably guarantee that the bitrate would be minimal to reduce the overhead, so despite a high resolution, the quality would still be on par with YouTube 480p

I could have sworn the Norwegians have been playing football longer than that

Come on, you are a better troll than this effort. Besides, we all know that VvD is now certain to move to Everton.

Looks like I was wrong!

Chelsea looking frighteningly good (again). I like Swansea, and they are holding their own at the moment, but Chelsea just look unstoppable.

A big thank you to the Aussies for surrendering the ashes in time for me to watch Utd vs Spurs

Why did our keeper get a yellow? Worrying. Also, saw very little of him, but Caulker looked well off the pace, and generally poor.

Absolutely ****ing useless, double the price for that ****? Incredible.

Been shît today so far tbf.

LOL Obviously a forum regular

Now that's a fookïn Yorkie bar badge. 50ft banner at Vitesse please, would get plenty of screen time

Certainly not an answer that makes you look foolish. However answers that reinforce your implication are probably acceptable?* *rhetorical

It's bloody awful. Need a lion / eagle / t-rex in it. Something to get the testosterone flowing rather than fûcking trees & flowers. Should be Markus riding a gold velociraptor and stamping on a crescent moon imo