Plastic

Excel spreadsheet or gtfo

I really need to get hold of a copy of the conversion chart for these scenarios. Is Bournemouth getting to the Europa league > or = us getting to the champions league? Is ManU winning the league cup

Which equates to a slightly disappointing 31st in the league, equal with shlong, and just ahead of marko arnautovic.

Lol I'd agree 12 stone would be on the light side

Just imagine he's like you, but with less fat belly sticking out Sorry Evander

Yep. Not a fan of the green.

I think you should definitely spend the day digging up quotes to prove the point. You would be doing us all a favour. I personally can't remember what my opinion was. I suspect I said it would be shït, but I loved the vitesse game and look forward to more of the same. Will it hurt our league position? Maybe, but I'd rather be in than out.

Well, that was fun to watch. Can't believe all the dicks streaming out of the ground at 89 minutes though. Shame on you.

Well, this came out of the blue. Very pleased, lots of potential, but let's hope he isn't costing too much in wages. I like you dalek. You make me laugh

Yep same, just gutted I didn't sign up for 'lifetime membership' last year at £70

Just been watching Villarreal vs Wolfsburg, Eric Bailly @ Villarreal looks to be a fantastic CB. Like to see him at Saints. Shame he's only recently joined Villarreal.

For their internet service they still use silverlight despite pretty much every other streaming service moving to native HTML5. I get constant video codec errors, so although I am a legitimate customer it is simpler for me to use sportsnation / p2p services.

West Ham sign Manuel Lanzini: LOL

Is it going to be on TV/Internet? I'll be in Spain sadly.

Lovely Jrod goal to finish it off

I can't believe people make and share these opinion pieces. Call me old fashioned, but when I watch or listen to someone talking about a subject, I like them to have conducted some research, and to be making a reasoned argument based on evidence. These YouTube jockeys are the digital equivalent of the 'bloke down the pub', except that the bloke down the pub would probably now rather be giggling at videos of other self important dildos that discussing their opinions with an actual human.

The title should be "Les Reed: I hate agents, and Liverpool are the scum of the earth"

Red cafe manc... Tŵats

Delph apparently is going to Man City now, despite telling fans he was staying at Villa.

Doubled their annual price. Bastardś.

come on ffs

Or maybe Athleti don't fancy paying the compensation they owe us, and would rather give us a player at a discount

Would you prefer Clasie for 10 mil sloppy or 8 mil dry?

Bargain Or to use saintsweb currency - 0.75 Shane Longs

Obviously yes Not pretending to be itk, just reading Twitter. Let's all sit in silence till its done.