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Two guys I work with cycle to work every day. First one was chased by a dog, went into a ditch and broke his arm. A few days later the second one hit a pothole, went over the handlebars and broke his neck. Be careful out there guys!

Yeah I know I am a softy GB, but the older I get the more peace and harmony I seek. Right, I am off to hug a tree...

The people who betted on the date and time of the birth might have something to say about it. What is interesting is that the Russians are saying that Kate wasn't pregnant at all and that the baby was born by a surrogate mother!!! They say the baby didn't look new born and that Kate was looking far too fresh. Gotta love those Reds. Anyway, the thing we saw on FB was several days before the birth, not a few hours.

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My missus and I think we are losing our marbles but we are convinced that there was something on FB several days before the official birth saying that the royal couple had a baby girl and her name was Charlotte. We were surprised that there was nothing on the news later that night. Now the Ruskis are saying there is a conspiracy and that a) the birth was earlier and b) she was never pregnant and it was a surrogate birth. Pap, help!!!

Put the 4th official in a viewing box and give him feeds from drones so that he can constantly update the pitch ref. Not sure what the point of the current 4th official is other than to get the verbals from irate managers.

Newton's cradle in full motion.

I see that Brand has now changed his mind about not voting and is urging people to vote Labour. I wonder what it was that changed his mind?

Yoshida needs to be back on the bench. It will be tight I think. Only one goal in it either way.

Apparently he is seriously ill after a stroke. Always felt for the bloke. Best striker we had but left out of the World Cup team (rightly as it transpires) and it must have been so tough for him to deal with. Battled with the bottle for much of his life. One of the best finishers I have ever seen. Hang in there Greavsey.

SarniaSaint is my poster of the year. Skin thicker than a Blue Whale and he just keeps going. Bearsy just because. Whitey because no matter how much cr*p you read it is always good to read something by someone who has been around as long as he has to put things into perspective (not that I am that much far behind). There is then a group of posters like Viking Warrior, KRG, Gemmel, Old Nick and a few more who have been incredibly supportive behind the scenes at times for me through the year. It is good to know with all the one upmanship and smartarseness that goes on that people do to the time to listen and to reach out when you need some support or advice. Finally it has been fun watching Coxford Lou toy with the other Muppets and wrap them around her little finger! It is an interesting forum and covers many different areas. My only issues is that it gets a bit too personal at times but having dipped into some others it is certainly no worse. Long may it run!

It has been a great season so far. We could easily have won the matches we have lost or drawn recently and lost of drawn the matches we won earlier in the season so I am not unhappy. Apart from Man City and Sheffield United I think we have done well in the rest of the games. Ron and the management team have done a brilliant job and I am really looking forward to the new recruits this summer and next season. Whatever we get now is a bonus for me.

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Thought the 2nd pen harsh but Jose has got away with a few this season so cant complain. Never a sending off though.

Whatever you think of The Press and their need to be put back in their box, his responses have been embarrassing.

The Carry On films were genius. Couldn't make them now of course! I remember when the "new wave" of comedians tried to make one. Carry on Columbus I think. It was crap.

I saw the second one first. Saw the first one last night and lolled at the bit where het gets covered in p*ss and the ongoing gag. As you say, gentle humour and a lot comes across as adlibbed.

There isn't much that makes me laugh on TV at the moment but saw this the other day and it cracked me up. Not usually a Peter Kay fan but this is great.

I expect it is for chaffing.

Saw an ad on TV for this company last night. WTF? anyone know what it is all about?

How many different questions can you ask after a match? It is a game of football we are talking about not the theory of relativity. It must be a nightmare trying to think of a different way to ask the same questions week after week.

I bet Sir Isaac Newton would have preferred to reach his conclusion from watching this rather than an apple!

a) we don't know for sure that Morgan is leaving this summer b) if he decides to go it is his choice as to where c) if he wants to play CL football anytime soon he would be batsh*t crazy to sign for Spuds.

Be great to get a piece of that action!

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