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If its a kosher fish finger sandwich it has to be tartare.

Or hurt anyone else...

Don't try this at home kids!

This. Nothing like the "bad boy" that our Osvaldo is apparently.

Yes it was American Guns. If there is ever a Zombie apocalypse I want that guy as my neighbour!

Yes you are but he does have a lot of potential and is having a really good season so far.

This is exactly the problem though. Guns in themselves are not the issue. The issue is people - or some people. No guns in the house, nobody gets shot. I watched a programme yesterday about guns in America. I featured a shop called Gunsmoke where they specialise is bespoke weaponry. A guy wanted a "Zombie Gun" specially made so they made him the cut down bespoke shotgun for shooting up Zombies. Yes, this is in America. At one point the team were getting a bit fractious with each other so it was suggested that they go out with their favourite zombie killing guns and shoot up some zombies. No zombies unfortunately just a target full of peanut butter to look like zombie brains when it was hit. They took great relish in shooting the brains out. Part of the programme showed the owner of the shop out shopping for a rocket launcher. They guy selling him one took him out to try it and arrived in a jeep bristling with guns, which the guy also bought. They had great fun in shooting up a car on a rubbish site. Finally when the gun was ready they went to try it out on proper zombies - well, dummy zombies at least - and had a wonderful time blowing them away. They were better armed than the standard British army squaddie. Quite chilling to watch.

http://www.soccersouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cstill.jpg Wonder if she would like a job with us?

All hope? My hope was that we wouldn't be coming back.

The pressure is on the likes of Chelsea, City, United and Arsenal. They spend fortunes and are expected to win things. At the moment we are a novelty act and no one expects us to be there come the end of the season so wherever we finish in the top half is okay. The real pressure though is down the bottom. As we know, getting relegated is a nightmare and that is where no one wants to be.

I guess he still dreams of great times like the gunfight at the OK Corral. Do you think that American's sit in their offices with their guns on their desks waiting for people to burst in with AK47s for a firefight Donald? The baby didn't have a fighting chance as most Americans who are shot don't. This is not the world of quick draw and one against one on the main street. Most people who kill with guns catch their victims by surprise as the last thing they want it to be harmed themselves. Owning a gun does not prevent you from being shot. This bloke has made an awful lot of money but he doesn't seem to possess any sense.

Born and bred in Herne Hill, South London. Moved to West Wickham in Kent when I was 10. Never really interested in football although my Dad was and played a lot himself. One Saturday in 1966 when he didn't have a game he took me to Selhurst Park where Palace were playing Southampton (old 2nd Division). I was quite taken with the red and white stripes and felt sorry for Southampton when Chivers got sent off. A few days later I was telling a kid down the road about the match. He said his Dad was from Southampton and they both used to go to matches, did I want to go to the next one? Yes I said. We beat Charlton 1-0 at The Dell and from that point I was hooked. It didn't hurt that it was our promotion season either so I can officially also call myself a plastic.

It is easy to pick errors that players have made. Fonte has had a terrific season but I can think of more of his errors than I can for Davis.

When I first heard his laugh I thought he was putting it on, but clearly not!

Good squad when everyone is fit. Still short up front though untl JRod proves his fitness.

We have a great chance to progress in the FA Cup and I am sure that RK will go for it.

Whatever happens through the rest of the season, we are third because we are currently the third best team in the Premiership. Awesome.

Sadly though teams appeal for them all the time and many are given.

No brainer. Sir Rickie Lambert.

I know he is not prolific but Long does score goals, as does Mane. Would like to see another decent striker signed though.

You have indeed misjudged the point of this forum. It exists purely as a form of sport for certain individuals who see it as their duty make to come on here and try to belittle others with their superior intellect.

Does he primarily want CL football? He sad he wanted to play for a "big club" one day.

Not according to Adrian Durham we didnt

Just been slating it on Talksport saying how boring it was. I have to agree. Job done but it wont have won us any friends.

Defensively we were ok but we lack options going forward. Long runs his socks off and puts defenders under a lot of pressure but Van Persie he ain't. We are through to the next round which is the important thing, but we need more options up front if we are going to win the thing.