Shance

Morgan, Wanyama and song on the pitch at the same time? No thanks.

Arsenal are favourites to sign petr Cech. This would pave the way for us to make our move for szeszezseszny.

I personally don't rate Butland that highly but he'd be a good no.2 I suppose.

No probs matey.

In my opinion, Pellè will stay regardless of who we buy. In my opinion.

Where exactly did I do that then? Anyone summarising a players capability is always going to be an opinion. Unless you require everyone with an opinion to open their post saying so just for your convenience?

Of course it's an opinion mate. We all have one.

Austin or benteke would be great signings for us. As benteke looks to be commanding an absolutely atrocious fee I'm glad we are looking at Austin. He's a very good player. Better than ings as well.

I don't think he's all that bad. He's more direct and for that price I'd take him and see how we can develope him. If it doesn't work out then it's no huge loss.

We play a system that doesn't offer itself to goal scoring defensive midfielders. Morgan could score more but we don't often allow our two DM to get forward enough. What we need is an am that will score a load but I think Manè will be that man now!

My hamster is a season ticket holder and he's mates with the kitman.

Been very naughty. Lol No seriously. It looks like he's coming our way.

Vilhena getting done.

No thanks.

He's kind've done a Boruc and just fallen out of love with football a bit. He needs a new challenge and a huge kick up the arse. He's got immense talent if he wants to use it. I have no doubts that coming here would be the new lease of life he needs.

This could work. We have some decent coaches at our club now, especially goal keeping coaches. If he can come in and pull his finger out he'll do well. He's not been bothered for a while but that was the same as Boruc before we got him. Hopefully Stekelenburg will have a full pre season and be ready to go next season.

Then he'd been in it soley for the cash. Simple as.

Yeah but Liverpool aren't in the champions league......

Er, yes please!

Well, he certainly can't use the wanting to play in Europe card now.

****ing buzzing!! Can't believe it!! I feel like crying. What a season!!

Well for starters I think sissoko would flourish in our set up. Secondly, I've actually never seen this guy play.

Jesus. This is getting bigger by the minute

Looks like Koeman will have another rebuild to do this summer.

I'll be extremely surprised if Clyne goes to Liverpool.