Pilchards Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Got talking to a steward last night and the 'head' steward is gunning for W******d because he got off lightly from the urine incident. They can't stop his arrival for the Saturday game which is a shame really. What ideas or suggestions can we help them with to see if they can make it a hattrick in throwing him out! Ps I believe he got kicked out before after he smuggled his bell in and the 2nd time was for standing on his seat I believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnailOB Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Trap him in the turnstiles on the way in and let the stewards p**s on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Set fire to his wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Stick a huge sign outside the Northam away entrance. NO TRANNIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Call SMS and Hampshire Police on Sat AM warning them of an attempted suicide bomb attempt by a smelly pikey ***t matching that c*cks description with a bomb concealed in his stupid hat. Then watch and laugh as he is led away for a full cavity strip search which will undoubtedly leave him feeling violated. Having said that, he'd probably enjoy it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWillie Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 easy, get him chucked out for persistent standing.....make an example of him ! Good luck though as probably all of them (and a good majority of us) will be also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 claim his big sh!tty hat is obscuring the view and his smell is... well obscuring the view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 What if he comes in disguise though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Do you know why John W smells so bad? It's so that blind people can hate him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 8 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Do you know why John W smells so bad? It's so that blind people can hate him too. Haha that's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 Haha that's good! I forwarded that taxi driver/ pompey goalie joke to him on Saturday, all harmless fun. This morning he sent a message back saying he'd given my details to the police! Hope he get's his sense of humour back before Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 I appreciate they can't stop his arrival but they can stop him entering ! I thought he was banned for life because of the urinating incident ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 What if he comes in disguise though? As an antique bookshop worker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 8 February, 2010 Share Posted 8 February, 2010 As an antique bookshop worker? By day he's a mild mannered Antique Bookshop worker..... Sounds like the start of Hong Kong Phoooey to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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