Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 I'll start us off- Aprehensive- What Jelle Van Damme might have been as a small child when he was learning to swim and he got in the water for the first time with no arm bands on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 (edited) ............. Edited 16 June, 2010 by Smirking_Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Bleed - what Jelle Van Damme would do if he acidently nicked his finger with the garden shears whilst cutting his hedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Cholystrol - What Jelle VAn Damme would have a high amount of if he started eating lots of burgers and chips and stopped excercising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cestrian Saint Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Diclofenac - A non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug taken to reduce inflammation and as an analgesic reducing pain in conditions such as arthritis or acute injury. Heavilly promoted by footballer Jelle Van Damme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Epilepsy - If Jelle Van Damme had this condition, he wouldn't find it hard to fit in the Birmingham City team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 F - F'kin ridiculous thread,which would be JVD's view if he read it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Gangrene- What Jelle Van Damme would get if you had an infection in an open wound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 H - Hilucinations- What Jelle Van Damme would have if he took acid or any other hilucinagenic drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 I - Irked, What Jelle Van Damme would be if he went camping for the weekend and was trying to get to sleep and a fly or wasp got stuck in his tent, he couldn't find it due to the dark and the buzzing kept him awake all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 jam- possibly jelle Van Dammes favourite topping for topping for his toast or alternatively one of his two favourite bands, which contain Paul Weller singing and song writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Ketamine - A drug which may be administered to one of Jelle Van Dammes horses ( if he has one ) , should they need a minor operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Kryptonite - what Jelle Van Damme would have a weakness too if he was born on planet Krypton and was sent to earth by his parents in a small spaceship earth when the planet was destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Len Robinson - what JVD might have been called if he'd been born as someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 melon - what JVD practised his footy skills with as a child as he had no football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 M - Multichannel - what Sky package Jelle Van DAmme probably has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 N - Numb, what Jeele Van Dammes mouth would be shortly after a trip to the dentists for minor dental surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Naughty- What Jelle Van Damme was to Onguchi Onyewu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 onguchi Onyewu - JVD was naughty to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 (edited) Can I have a P please, Bob. The letter JVD may have asked for if he'd been on Blockbuster. Edited 16 June, 2010 by RonManager Bit nosey aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoundHill-Saint Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Pants - what JVD probably has on right now under his jeans/shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Queer. As in what this fred is, no link to JVD whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Randy- What JVD gets when Mick McCarthy says his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 S - Stampdee, what Jele Van Damme would be caught up in if he was in the serengeti when a herd of angry elephants all ran towards him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 T - Turkish is a bit of a moran populating Saintsweb with non football related garbage. That's what Jelle Van Damme would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 U - upset, what Dave Benson Phillips seems to be with the continiation of the tenuos A-Z threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 (edited) V - Vevezula - Less annoying and irritating than Turkish and his tedious threads. Edited 16 June, 2010 by Dave Benson Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 W******, what Turkish is probably doing; or change it to an adjective.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 xxx - The classification of movie I would like to see Sue Whistle in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Yellow - Cup winning kit that JVD didn't wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 Zoo - A suggestion of where Sue Whistle can take the kids for the day whilst Daddy is at football.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 I think we can lock this now moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 June, 2010 W******, what Turkish is probably doing; or change it to an adjective.... working- what i have been doing to be unable to reply to the above, which by no coincidence at all, not what Jelle Van Damme is doing, as he is on a mid season break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambertsrightleg Posted 16 June, 2010 Share Posted 16 June, 2010 w-******, what dave benson phillips is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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