dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 **** it, I can't wait any longer, let's get in on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 hehehehe. COYS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 hehehehe. COYS. 2 minutes gone, corner to plymuff, saints clear, 0plymuff knock it aimlessback, saints fluff the clearence. goes behind for another corner. Not so happt now are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 **** it, lets change the course of thread, Alps you're a good sport, howz about a Aussie Alps Solent challenge> Are you intrigued? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 And as the fred is already showing the signs of rivallin drivel such as the pompey thread and dsm's amazing words ( proper big words too - clever guy and sound as a pound too - in fact apart from Baj who is god i'd say he's jesus ) on the word association thread, this thread is hereby becoming The Thread about anything you ****ing like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 90 minutes gone...and some Saints fans are quick to post how good a manager and motivator 'monkey heed' really is,and that they wanted him appointed at Saints years ago.... (personally I can't stand the bloke and the result on Saturday will not change that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 90 minutes gone...and some Saints fans are quick to post how good a manager and motivator 'monkey heed' really is,and that they wanted him appointed at Saints years ago.... (personally I can't stand the bloke and the result on Saturday will not change that). Definteltly agree. We've got the best gaffer in L1 i think just song as Cortese doesn't do anything silly early doors we will go up i think, could be a edgy start though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Right it's time for some great Saints memories. Palace away the year we went down, booze from the supertmarket, ceiling tiles underfoot, happy ****ing days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Norwich away season we went down, stood next to a certain mad **** tsf poste, saints score - utter utter carnage. Certainly lighytened the move after getting physically thrown out of the bigg boozer. What ****s putting the bogs upstairs, when you gotta spew its ****ing hard to hold and that poor girl below the balcony wasn't a pretty sote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Hey mods, have you put me on Troll mode or something where no-one can read my posts, i'm getting narked by everyone bypassing the bestest thread on here by country mile. Feed the troll you ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 K, this could well be my last try, but it's mazin, really. I have a new Nikon D5000 DSLR camera that was very expensive (not that i'm one to go for all this bragging and labels and ****) with a discreet Nikon logo and no chavvy button on label on the sleeve and it wasn't from ebay = it was from jessops and i payed cash because i don't need to use credit. So i'm now up to page 35 and am therefore 1/3 a professional. What pic would you like me to take for you and il'll post it up and tell you about what mode it was on and some other ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Take a picture of whatever the f*ck you've been drinking. I want some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 K, this could well be my last try, but it's mazin, really. I have a new Nikon D5000 DSLR camera that was very expensive (not that i'm one to go for all this bragging and labels and ****) with a discreet Nikon logo and no chavvy button on label on the sleeve and it wasn't from ebay = it was from jessops and i payed cash because i don't need to use credit. So i'm now up to page 35 and am therefore 1/3 a professional. What pic would you like me to take for you and il'll post it up and tell you about what mode it was on and some other ****. How about one of you trimming your pubes with a lawn mower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 If you're quick, and sometells me how to make a photo go from my pc to here i'll do it now, but please don't think of things too far out the garden or tpwards other peeps bedroom windows, ha ha theres a bird who lives on a road down from mine and she's got ****ing rubbish frosted glass and i'm not deliberately perving because i planted an oak tree in my garden 3 years ago and it's my favourtest tree and i'm gonna get a plaque made up in the will so it's always remembered as the tree that i planted and one day it'll be like robin hoods, although if it was it'd be fallen down cos robbins tree is held up by wood, but my tree wouldn't be, unless of course i become famous which hasn't yet happened altough i did do a bit of standup when at uni and only my mates laughed because my jokes were a modernist approach to manning ans students in general prefer baked beans and 129p double cheeseburgers and I was too classy angel ham,e egg and chips kinda bloke. **** knows what i was gonna ask but ask away. Oh yeah and the tree is ****all near the sight to the window, but it is if you sorta face the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 I'm pretty sure this thread will almost certainly build up over time to become the longest running thread on the forum. The pompey takeover thread already has nothing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 How about one of you trimming your pubes with a lawn mower? Please be sensible, and actually it'd work cos i had a row of leylandii to cut down the other week and **** using a saw cos that like takes pushing and pulling and then it sticks and then out come the chea0p sxe from wilkos thats rubber haddle slips and it dont cut anyway, so out comes the drill and 160 holes in the trunk later timber!!!, but because i'm smart and of these hands on "if you've got the tools you can build a bird table with a picture and pole kinda giy i though a chainsaw will do this best but then i thought a chainsaw costs serious money, and this is where my genious set it, i bout and angles grinder and bobs you uncles ground the **** outta the trunks. And this explains the sharness of my mower blade because i ground it and apart from blinting it a bit using it to suck up hedge trimmings - you see i'm a smart thinker, it'd give a bowling green fisnnish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Please be sensible, and actually it'd work cos i had a row of leylandii to cut down the other week and **** using a saw cos that like takes pushing and pulling and then it sticks and then out come the chea0p sxe from wilkos thats rubber haddle slips and it dont cut anyway, so out comes the drill and 160 holes in the trunk later timber!!!, but because i'm smart and of these hands on "if you've got the tools you can build a bird table with a picture and pole kinda giy i though a chainsaw will do this best but then i thought a chainsaw costs serious money, and this is where my genious set it, i bout and angles grinder and bobs you uncles ground the **** outta the trunks. And this explains the sharness of my mower blade because i ground it and apart from blinting it a bit using it to suck up hedge trimmings - you see i'm a smart thinker, it'd give a bowling green fisnnish I wanted to babel fish this, but I can't work out the 'from' language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 I wanted to babel fish this, but I can't work out the 'from' language? Well i can and i'm ****ed so you must be a right thick ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 (edited) And no requests? Give me some inspiration, i'm thinking **** pic for btf, gorgie and sue, but wide pics must be later in the book. Edited 31 July, 2010 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 Dune in being a bellend shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 I think Dune needs the assistance of "MOGADON MAN"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 I like this, very humerous. Almost as funny as the comment on another thread, something along the line of 'Pardew releaving himself before releasing Pulis'. Conjured up some messed up images...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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