TijuanaTim Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following 'YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...' 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. 12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 If "Our troops in Afghanistan" wrote that I'll eat my metaphorical hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I am Taliban and I find this thread racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TijuanaTim Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I am Taliban and I find this thread racist. Cultist maybe, how can it be racist? What race is Taliban? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I'm reliably informed that "Our troops in Afghanistan" did in fact supply this. So there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 What race is Taliban? Is this some sort of rhetorical question? I'd have to have a stab in the dark and say the welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I am Taliban and I find this thread racist. tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread. Don't be a dinlo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Cultist maybe, how can it be racist? What race is Taliban? Pashtun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread. Infract his a$$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 As usual I am confused - and injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I think they were really cute in their tv series, especially the cuddly yellow one oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded. Lived there a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm reliably informed that "Our troops in Afghanistan" did in fact supply this. So there you go. Do our troops use dollars and spell neighbour without a u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded. Slightly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded. Slightly? As in "The Pope is slightly Catholic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheels Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Do our troops use dollars and spell neighbour without a u I doubt it, but the poster lives in LA and I don't think the illegal arms trade deals in pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 As in "The Pope is slightly Catholic" Amen brother, glad to see we are all singing from the same hymn sheet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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