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To go on the main board and start a thread called "Adkins has Gone!!!"

 

and then qualify it in small letters with the phrase "home for a nights sleep before getting back to work"

 

There are soo many threads about him being in trouble so would one more hurt ? :lol::lol:

 

I think it would be wrong... but you'll have my upmost respect if you do it

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Looks like "they" didn't enjoy my attempt at cheering the main board up then, the thread has been locked :(

 

Some people let this game take over their life far to much. I mean if these wealthy football types get "let go" they

find another job and the fans don't have to pay the redundancy. The fans mortgage isn't affected either.

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Looks like "they" didn't enjoy my attempt at cheering the main board up then, the thread has been locked :(Some people let this game take over their life far to much. I mean if these wealthy football types get "let go" theyfind another job and the fans don't have to pay the redundancy. The fans mortgage isn't affected either.
I've added an infraction for good measure as well.
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Busted!

 

It ain't nice to tease them over there SiP, i mean they're pretty psycho at the best of times but they're really losing their sh!t at the moment. My favourite is the one bout "Nigal" at the moment. I also like the ones bout tactical errors.

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Just had a polite P.M. re my main board thread ( After posting above comment )

 

You know when you go out on a bender with your mates and you end up getting into an argument with someone else in the pub because you've had too much to drink and the other bloke takes offence at your attempts to improve his diction or grammar and tries to punch you and calls you "posh boy" and tells you that you sound like the fat butler from Downtown Abbey and it's just starting to look serious but one of your mates has stayed sober and plays the diplomat with the offended party and shepherds you out of the pub and puts you in a taxi home?

 

Well perhaps the diction and Downtown parts are just me, but you get the point I hope.

 

St Chalet is your teetotal mate and has just saved you from a kicking Saint in Paradise.

 

I'd sleep it off and stay out of that pub for a while if I were you.

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I hate to correct you bletcher but by the looks of things you are mixing up your Billy Joel lyrics and your Sunday night, ITV period dramas. Don't let it get you down, it happens to us all at some point.

 

Downton Abbey/Up Town Girl/Down Town Boy

 

Mortified.

 

This is the point where I pull some clever word-trick out of my inside pocket and use it to explain to you why you're wrong and I'm right Tokyo-Saint.

 

Something like...

 

"But, Tokyo-Saint, I was simply quoting the oaf in the pub. I used that spelling because that is how he pronounced it."

 

But you're not buying that so I've decided not to try to sell it to you. I apologise.

 

As an aside, I had a landlord once (in the sense that he was my landlord) who would create a spoonerism from BJ's name - referring to him as Jilly Bowel.

 

I've since adopted that term to describe the lower-intestinal condition that I suffer from after 6 pints and a Vindaloo.

 

I haven't been able to hear or read Billy Joel's name since without feeling obliged to recount that anecdote.

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