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You can do better than that Turkish surely? A sad comment from someone desperate to remain centre stage - sorry Turks' date=' you are boring now.[/quote']

 

Apologies. I'm just struggling to understand the overnight personality transplant you seem to have from dull, tedious bore to forum comedian extrodinare.

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F*ck! Turkish is in the muppet show. Everyone smarten up! Spudders take off that hoody, bear put on a cockney accent.

 

I'll handle this.

 

Alright Turks (and crew no doubt lurking). No, sorry mate, we haven't seen MLG round here. Yeah, we all think that the stadium expansion thing is stupid too. No one eats at games here mate. Well bletchy sucks on a toffee now and again but nobody holds it against him. Yeah, see you later.

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F*ck! Turkish is in the muppet show. Everyone smarten up! Spudders take off that hoody, bear put on a cockney accent.

 

I'll handle this.

 

Alright Turks (and crew no doubt lurking). No, sorry mate, we haven't seen MLG round here. Yeah, we all think that the stadium expansion thing is stupid too. No one eats at games here mate. Well bletchy sucks on a toffee now and again but nobody holds it against him. Yeah, see you later.

 

#tokeneedsanemesis

 

Who would have thought bletchy would have thought contributed on this word game thread.

 

**** you Tokyo-Saint. With your gism-filled mouth and your hands coated in ursine fecal matter, I'm surprised you can manage to talk or type. #hopeyoucleanedyourkeyboard #ieatworthersnottoffees #toffeesarefor****s #youvebeennemesis'd #nooffence

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Dunno bout his new avatar either. Saint Charlie needs to do one of his threads where it's like Ian Brown - Legendary Front Man and Musical Visionary OR Chimp Faced Helmet Haired Flat Singing C*nt

No I dunno Bear, do we want to encourage Saint Charlie to be hanging out in the muppet show, that happened once before when his thread about posting pictures of players and forum members got moved here and look how that turned out!

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I was thinking of doing a thread on here: Saint Charlie main board historical comparative thread genius or Matt le god wannabe.

 

But for the reasons spudders said, I thought it was best to keep him contained to the main board. It is bad enough when stain wanders over here without encouraging more.

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Apologies. I'm just struggling to understand the overnight personality transplant you seem to have from dull, tedious bore to forum comedian extrodinare.

 

Nope still the same dull tedious bore - all this is merely part of my sparkling personality - there is so much to me that you simply dont know, (as we have never met) who knows we could be friends.

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there is so much to me that you simply dont know' date=' (as we have never met) who knows we could be friends.[/quote']

Have you not already learnt from the whole Cortese thing, it's totally possiable to form an opinion on someone without having met them or know anything about them

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Who would have thought bletchy would have thought contributed on this word game thread.

 

How dare you - this is serious business, not some game or feeble attempt at humour using subtle innuendo to present satirical analysis of the current forum membership.

 

Viva La Culto Cortese!!!

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Have you not already learnt from the whole Cortese thing, it's totally possiable to form an opinion on someone without having met them or know anything about them

 

Really? ...yes, yes of course, how poor on my part - But Turks is an enigma when it comes to CoC. He coined the term and graciously handed it over to allows us to form this organisation. Sadly he now disowns us and become a CoC sucker... we would welcome him back.

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How dare you - this is serious business, not some game or feeble attempt at humour using subtle innuendo to present satirical analysis of the current forum membership.

 

Viva La Culto Cortese!!!

Sorry but in the muppet show we have word games, not serious business. If you don't like it, take it up with the mods and get it moved back to where it should be in the main forum :)

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Sorry but in the muppet show we have word games, not serious business. If you don't like it, take it up with the mods and get it moved back to where it should be in the main forum :)

 

Exactly! we will have main boarders over here soon telling us to stay on topic and stop bullying people soon. That is all we do!

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Sorry but in the muppet show we have word games, not serious business. If you don't like it, take it up with the mods and get it moved back to where it should be in the main forum :)

 

I appreciate what you are saying Spud, and in accordance with those very principles, I did indeed post thsi analysis on the Main board - so as not to impose univited on the this bastian of fine wit and converstation. Unfortunately, the CoC Teaser of a mod, in Bearsy's immportal words, flushed this Turd of a Thread on to the TMS, thereby making it less accessable to its target audience... a shameful decsion, I hope you agree. Please accept my apologies for this interloping/squattig thread.

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Apologies. I'm just struggling to understand the overnight personality transplant you seem to have from dull, tedious bore to forum comedian extrodinare.

 

Mr. Turkish, we don't often correspond so I hope you don't mind me addressing you directly in this way.

 

Tokyo-Saint, you know the one that's 87% as funny as bear, well he's desperate for a 'tear up'. He needs someone that he can be 'propa nawty' with. He needs a 'ruck', a 'rumble', a forum-fight if you will. And if I'm a judge, you're the right man for the job.

 

So would you mind putting down your kettles and taking some time out from your stalking of the forum teenagers to have a 'disagreement' with Toke?

 

I don't know if you've ever seen a cat or dog on heat (I stayed at a mate's house the other week with a female cat in season - what a night!), but they find themselves walking aimlessly around the place looking for something to either f*** or fight. Toke is in forum-season and as I don't think I'll get any volunteers to f*** him, would you mind fighting him?

 

He's tried humping Matthew Le God's leg previously, but that love turned out to be unrequited and MLG won't come into 'range'.

 

I get it all the time with his "Bletch = Word Bore" humour. But like a frigid, middle-aged housewife I simply lay on my side and let him go for it, while I read my Kindle until he's 'done'.

 

I know he's tried the love that dares not speak its name with you before through his Grant Mitchell / Right Said Fred chat ups. I also know that so far you've risen above those visual comparative jibes, perhaps you're too sexy, but as he's not going to give up until he gets f***ed or fought, would you mind taking one for the team Mr. Turkish?

 

Be his nemesis.

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... a shameful decsion' date=' I hope you agree. Please accept my apologies for this interloping/squattig thread.[/quote']

I think we can all agree on this. We'll all just have to agree to tolerate and work around each other until this thread runs its course :lol:

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I think we can all agree on this. We'll all just have to agree to tolerate and work around each other until this thread runs its course :lol:

 

Should not be too long. There is afterall only so much CoC Turkish or indeed any man can take. CoC is not an organisation that likes to pound it out indefinitely. We are focussed on the job in hand

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You are as out of date as your cords bletch. Me and Turkish have had a couple of good 'tear ups' on neutral ground (the lounge). Like any good crew we set aside our differences when going abroad with the weirdos (the main board). I mearly commented on Turkish being on here as it is unusual for him to come south of the river and if I wasn't here to protect you he would have stolen all your worthies by now and left you with nothing but a sore arse and a story to tell the local rag.

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You are as out of date as your cords bletch. Me and Turkish have had a couple of good 'tear ups' on neutral ground (the lounge). Like any good crew we set aside our differences when going abroad with the weirdos (the main board). I mearly commented on Turkish being on here as it is unusual for him to come south of the river and if I wasn't here to protect you he would have stolen all your worthies by now and left you with nothing but a sore arse and a story to tell the local rag.

 

Like Coco Chanel's little black dress Toke, chords are timeless. You'll be telling me that flat caps are a no go next.

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Really? ...yes' date=' yes of course, how poor on my part - But Turks is an enigma when it comes to CoC. He coined the term and graciously handed it over to allows us to form this organisation. Sadly he now disowns us and become a CoC sucker... we would welcome him back.[/quote']

I think saintbletch is more akin to an enigma. Turkish would be more sort of "Mongol".

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Should not be too long. There is afterall only so much CoC Turkish or indeed any man can take. CoC is not an organisation that likes to pound it out indefinitely. We are focussed on the job in hand

 

Frank's Cousin, if Mr. Turkish has christened you the King of the CoC? Does that make you a KCoc? (can't think of a better way to arrange that particular word play).

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Should not be too long. There is afterall only so much CoC Turkish or indeed any man can take. CoC is not an organisation that likes to pound it out indefinitely. We are focussed on the job in hand

 

You sure FC? Turks can't live without the CoC, forcing its message down his throat. Makes his mongboard persona complete. If anything, Turks hankers after a larger CoC. For now, he can only dream...

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You sure FC? Turks can't live without the CoC, forcing its message down his throat. Makes his mongboard persona complete. If anything, Turks hankers after a larger CoC. For now, he can only dream...

 

Steady there Shurlock, I did not spend 30 mins grinding the beans, perculating, only to spill this fine load over the keyboard...

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Nope still the same dull tedious bore - all this is merely part of my sparkling personality - there is so much to me that you simply dont know' date=' (as we have never met) who knows we could be friends.[/quote']

 

I think it's best for everyone that we stay mongboard jousting partners.

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You sure FC? Turks can't live without the CoC, forcing its message down his throat. Makes his mongboard persona complete. If anything, Turks hankers after a larger CoC. For now, he can only dream...

 

I'm fully expecting a member of the CoC to knock on my door and ask me if i believe in Cortese.

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To help fellow SWF posters to understand and make a truely informed choice as to whether they should consider applying for Cult of Cortese membership, please find below a few helpful terms that may aid in the consideration.

 

CoC - Cult of Cortese - MEMBERship restricted to those fine UPSTANDING individuals that admire our asteemed leader for what he has delivered so far.

 

FANY - Fans Against Nurturing Youth - a term reserved for those posters that persist in comparing the current plan with the failed Dutch experiement - Sadly in this case CoC and FANY dont get on - always dissapointing.

 

CoC Suckers - A friendly term for those posters that are simply 'suckers' when it comes to believing all the made up stories about how nasty Cortese is in everything he does. The CoC suckers think like to make fun of CoC Members, which is not very nice, which is ironic as they also constantly use that expression 'hes not very nice' as their mantra

 

CoC Teasers - Those posters who would like to be members of the CoC but are too scared to join - they are worried they will be picked on by the Coc Suckers and are also scared of FANY

 

 

The Cult of Cortese is an embracing ORGANization. Our mission is to PENETRATE Deeply into the fan base. We appeal to FANY and CoC Teasers to open wide and let us show you the true pleasure that only a MEMBER can provide.

 

 

 

(I reckon 45 seconds til moved to Muppet show, maybe a minute and half 'til and infarction - I'll let you know.)

 

Hilarious

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