Miltonroader07 Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Portsmouth City Center was cordoned off today when a suspicious item was seen in a car. The item turned out to be a Tax Disc. What is the most confusing day in Portsmouth Fathers Day ..................... any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 A wee feller hands over a £50 note to the turnstile operator at Pompey. Feller: Two please. Turnstile Operator: Will that be defenders or strikers, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Appleton. Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Pompey fans smashing up their own town after beating their rivals. Joke. Almost every post corp ho posted. Joke. Patient: Dr Dr, I feel like I'm from Portsmouth, what can I do about it? Dr: kill yourself you disgusting cu nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 6 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2013 What does a Pompey girl use for protection during sex A Bus Shelter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Why do Pompey girls wear knickers? To keep their ankles warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 3 blokes in a prison cell bemoaning they bad luck when it came to sentencing in court. 1st bloke from Liverpool says, i got 5 years for stealing some hub caps off a car. Just my bad luck I was wearing my Liverpool shirt in court and the judge was a bloody blue nosed Everton fan. 2nd bloke from Manchester, pipes up and says bah you think you were treated badly, I got 10 years for holding up a newsagents armed only with a kiddies toy gun and got away with a fiver and some jazz mags. Like you I was unfortunately wearing my Man U shirt in court and the judge was a Blue Mooning City fan. Finally the pathetic looking saddo in the corner wearing a Skatesmuff shirt says, I got 15 years for riding my bicycle without lights, and the Southampton supporting judge says I should be thankful for that, as I would have got 20 years if it had been at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 7 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2013 What do you call a Pompey Girl in a white track suit The Bride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 A primary teacher in Portsea explains to her class that she is a Portsmuff fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Portsmuff fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand? " "Because I'm not a Portsmuff fan, " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well if you are not a Portsmuff fan, then who are you a fan of? " "I am a Southampton fan and proud of it, " Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why pray tell, are you a Southampton fan? " "Because my mum is a Saints fan, and my dad is a Saints fan, so I'm a Saints fan too!" "Well, " said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Southampton fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a pox ridden prostitute and your dad was an illiterate unemployed chavvy drug addict, what would you be then? " Mary smiled, and said "then I'd be a Portsmuff fan. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Two blokes stranded in the desert. One turns to the other and says "I see Pompey lost again". The other one says "How the Hell did you know that?" "Well, it`s Saturday, isn`t it?" says the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Saw two Pompey season tickets nailed to a tree the other day. "I'll have them!" I thought to myself. After all, you can never have too many nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 What's the difference between a Pompey fan and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Favorite pompey joke ? - taking a look at the L1 table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 7 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2013 favorite pompey joke ? - taking a look at the l1 table. best joke so far.... Keep em coming good one badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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