SuperMikey Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 You are one kinky b@stard Turks! Get him drunk, sugar rush, spray the sure in the eyes to blind the f*cker, cotton wool bud down the Japan eye and stuff a tomato in his gob when he comes. They love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I love you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I hate you all. I love you my chunky chum. You remind me of a younger, fatter David Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Get him drunk, sugar rush, spray the sure in the eyes to blind the f*cker, cotton wool bud down the Japan eye and stuff a tomato in his gob when he comes. They love it. :lol: very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Does a cotton wool bud down the Japan eye make you cum? Hang on, don't answer. I'll be back in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Does a cotton wool bud down the Japan eye make you cum? Hang on, don't answer. I'll be back in a bit. If you push it down far enough........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Aaaaaaarrrrrrraaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Aaaaaaarrrrrrraaaaaaaaa I always wondered what you sounded like when you came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I always wondered what you sounded like when you came. Want to come round for some cider and jammy dodgers Mikey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Aaaaaaarrrrrrraaaaaaaaa Here's some conversation and advice on the subject http://www.getdare.com/bbs/archive/index.php/t-8317.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I love you my chunky chum. You remind me of a younger, fatter David Cameron. Thanks Turkey! (LOL I love that nickname, don't you?!?) As for the Cameron comparison, i'm flattered. I saw him in the One Direction video and he seemed pretty cool! What does he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 16 March, 2013 Share Posted 16 March, 2013 (edited) I think we've got a lot more in common with Brighton than the Skates or the Bucket Rattlers. Thanks for the message, Kazenga, I'm definitely voting. Anything to irk the small-time, not-right-in-the-head, bitter, jealous, soon-to-be-facing-admin-again, delusional, Eddie-Howe-for-England-championing, weirdo, little-brothers-of-Pompey bucket rattlers is cool with me. Edited 16 March, 2013 by Crab Lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 16 March, 2013 Share Posted 16 March, 2013 Erasure? Andy Bell was just a fat, poor man's Jimmy Somerville. Talentless white t-shirted non-entity. Smash Hits know their stuff, don't get me wrong, but Bronski Beat; wow, that was music, man. The sight of jimmy somerville must be enough to turn a gay man straight. What a f*cking horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonC Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 I think we've got a lot more in common with Brighton than the Skates or the Bucket Rattlers. Thanks for the message, Kazenga, I'm definitely voting. Anything to irk the small-time, not-right-in-the-head, bitter, jealous, soon-to-be-facing-admin-again, delusional, Eddie-Howe-for-England-championing, weirdo, little-brothers-of-Pompey bucket rattlers is cool with me. He He. Another one who doesn't care about us with so much passion. Hope Rick wins actually - it will be different to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 WE have enough Idiots on the Board and I should know Feck Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 no simon, don't go, i need a nemesis. fancy upping your postcount and hopping into battle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 no simon, don't go, i need a nemesis. ] You seem to be whoring yourself over every flippin' thread to find a nemesis Cap me ol' mucker Don't look in my direction though ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 ] You seem to be whoring yourself over every flippin' thread to find a nemesis Cap me ol' mucker Don't look in my direction though ..... yeah capsaint, you muppet. reel it in will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 19 March, 2013 Share Posted 19 March, 2013 He He. Another one who doesn't care about us with so much passion. Hope Rick wins actually - it will be different to say the least. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I care. Not throwing any money in those buckets again, Pompey lovers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonC Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I care. Not throwing any money in those buckets again, Pompey lovers! You care? I thought so. Mind you, there's only so many times you can save a club Now its Swindon who passionately dont care! ..I even paid a fiver to this site once. I think I saved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 ..I even paid a fiver to this site once. I think I saved it All £5 fees paid go towards site owner Steve Grants christmas curry fund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 I don't think capsaint was all that serious about finding a nemesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 I don't think capsaint was all that serious about finding a nemesis. the longer i wait the more you want it, i'm like your prom date (except for the fact we are now mortal enemies). so tell me, do you actually beat off our kelvin or is that part of your online fantasy? DING DING DING, round one to capitalsaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 the longer i wait the more you want it, i'm like your prom date (except for the fact we are now mortal enemies). so tell me, do you actually beat off our kelvin or is that part of your online fantasy? DING DING DING, round one to capitalsaint There was no waiting with my prom date, hence why I asked her. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, bring it on. This is going to be a beautiful enemy-ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Share Posted 20 March, 2013 There was no waiting with my prom date, hence why I asked her. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, bring it on. This is going to be a beautiful enemy-ship. you're the ronaldo to my messi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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