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Had enough of living in the cold home country..? Don't want to move to another..? Have you considered moving to... Great British Territories..? ;)

 

Here's a list. If available, note the pictures when you look at them. Almost all of them have one thing in common. It's warmer there..!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguilla

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Antarctic_Territory [very cold]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Indian_Ocean_Territory [back to warm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Virgin_Islands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayman_Islands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands [oops, chilly again]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar [quickly back to nice temps]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montserrat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_Islands [for the committed escapee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Helena

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_Island

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristan_da_Cunha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands [cold again]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Base_Areas_of_Akrotiri_and_Dhekelia [but not for long]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_and_Caicos_Islands

 

Of course you could always shack up with Wilde in Jersey or Guernsey. Or go to the Isle Of Man. But with the above list on offer, who'd bother..?

 

Now crank up the central heating. :D

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I may go and work in an offshore haven like BVI one day.

 

Looks like a good idea.

 

Before you flit off to the Virgin Islands: Cayman Islands - The government's primary source of income is indirect taxation - there is no income tax, capital gains tax or corporation tax. ;)

Posted
Committed to, variously - mutiny, rape and incest, one assumes?

 

Hmm, well yes, I see what you mean Robsk. But my intention was to highlight the remoteness of Pitcairn Island. There isn't anything else particularly close by. Which kind of attributed to starting that whole thing off.

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Tristan da Cunha's the most remote isn't it?

 

Seem to remember reading something about it a while back.

 

I know I could just click on the link to check....

Posted
Tristan da Cunha's the most remote isn't it?

 

Seem to remember reading something about it a while back.

 

I know I could just click on the link to check....

 

Yeah, I think you're right. But it is closer to GB than Pitcairn.

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Just over 3/5ths of Pitcairn Island's entire population of 48 people. You could make a significant difference there. :D:

Habitantes_de_Pitcairn.jpg

 

Robsk could make a significant difference as they don't appear to have a ginger resident yet.

Posted
Robsk could make a significant difference as they don't appear to have a ginger resident yet.

 

Well they are definately missing something that would make their community so much better.

Everyone needs a bit of ginger in them!

Posted
Robsk could make a significant difference as they don't appear to have a ginger resident yet.

 

Gingers tend to burn easily so i'd suggest the Falklands would be a better option.

Posted
Just over 3/5ths of Pitcairn Island's entire population of 48 people. You could make a significant difference there. :D:

 

You would hope there is someone worth ****ging in the other 2/5ths before you moved there, wouldn't you?

Posted
Tristan da Cunha's the most remote isn't it?

 

Seem to remember reading something about it a while back.

 

I know I could just click on the link to check....

 

Yep, Tristan da Cunha is the most isolated populated island in the world. It is also one of ten from the above list that I have been to.

 

Of them all I think I would live in Bermuda, a truly beautiful place.

Posted
Well they are definately missing something that would make their community so much better.

Everyone needs a bit of ginger in them!

 

The gingers would then create a tribe and kill off the normal people ;)

Posted
The gingers would then create a tribe and kill off the normal people ;)

 

But Calvin my old mate,us Gingers being a superior race will need some low intelligent life forms to help us do the menial jobs ,so you need not worry about being killed off!! :-)

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Yep, Tristan da Cunha is the most isolated populated island in the world. It is also one of ten from the above list that I have been to.

 

Of them all I think I would live in Bermuda, a truly beautiful place.

 

Bermuda is now the home of many big global reinsurance companies, a number of which relocated from London as it's also 0% corporation/income tax over there.

 

I know a number of people out there and hopefully I'll be able to visit soon.

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