SuperMikey Posted 12 August, 2013 Share Posted 12 August, 2013 Hey chums, So your dear friend SuperMikey is nearing 8000 posts on this fantastic message board, and I wanted to get your ideas on what I should do to celebrate. Get a warm round of applause from my colleagues at work? Print a celebratory t-shirt? Streak at St Mary's? All of your ideas are valid and welcomed. Yours Sincerely, Super Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 kill urself v.harsh tokyos! Everyone pls can you post ur favourite SuperMikey post here. I understand if u can't narrow down to just one, but pls no more than 20 favourite SuperMikey quotes per poster. We will then have poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 I liked the post where he said he saw Kelvin Davis in a supermarket somewhere, but someone else said Kelvin Davis can't have been in a supermarket somewhere as they'd taken Kelvin Davis in a taxi to go on holiday somewhere. That was probably SuperMikey's best post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 To celebrate this momentous event, I've pulled my file on SuperMikey. Poster name: SuperMikey Aliases: "Super Michael" ( formal ) Known associates: His shouty mate at Wigan. Age: Dangerously close to 30 Strengths: Unperturbed by most of the nonsense on here. Spelling. Weaknesses: Turkish. This thread. Look out for:- First signs of midlife crisis kicking in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Who is original poster crew on Saintsweb? I see pap+spudders is Nov 2006, is that original poster crew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Congratulations SuperMikey! As a "well done present", I present to you a picture which you may cherish for all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 I watched a re-run of Logan's Run on the telly over the weekend. It's given me a germ of an idea, but I'll need to work on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Not really, I little bit ♥ Super Mikey. Even though he nearly got me banned for rape porn on Sat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Who is original poster crew on Saintsweb? I see pap+spudders is Nov 2006, is that original poster crew? There are loads of us with that join date, but my memory is a bit hazy. Mods, when did the site launch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Congratulations SuperMikey! As a "well done present", I present to you a picture which you may cherish for all time. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Playstation guitar and pistol in mitten, Brown crotch-rot stains and bingo wings, These are a few of my favourite things. A word to the wise SNSUN, it's unfair on the female population of TMS to post erotic material of this nature. Most of them will be at work and therefore won't be able to kill the kitten until they get home. Sorry Laydeeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Oh bletchy bletchy He flirted with the lounge but now he's back. This just a flying visit or you back for a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Congratulations SuperMikey! As a "well done present", I present to you a picture which you may cherish for all time. Russell Brand after a Haribo binge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 There are loads of us with that join date, but my memory is a bit hazy. Mods, when did the site launch? I admire the fact that you still think a mod will answer a question posted in the muppet show!! Even JusticeMike (the peoples mod) doesn't come in here any more (no doubt after a warning from Steve or Baj to stop fraternizing with and encouraging the muppet riff-raff). But yeah November 2006 was when we all moved across to saints web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Oh bletchy bletchy He flirted with the lounge but now he's back. This just a flying visit or you back for a while? It's lovely to hear that you missed me Toke! I heart you. You're like a son to me. I've not actually been away though. Like a lurking school Headmistress, I've been standing at the back of the TMS class allowing you all to misbehave, but still remaining in loco parentis. As the current Father of TMS, nowadays I like to go for quality over quantity. I think of it as Tantric-posting. I like to distil my progenerating seed of creation for days or weeks before I blow my literary load, and allow it to gush all over you muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Russell Brand after a Haribo binge? Actually papster, that's a pretty good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Actually papster, that's a pretty good call. What's this "actually" boll*cks about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2013 While I can see you're all having fun "b-antering", I don't see many suggestions. I'm not f*cking around here, I need answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 ^ a tubgirl event would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 word. The only honourable thing to do is get urself ban by posting filth on mainboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 To answer your original question Mikey, I think you should celebrate with a 24 hour w@nkathon. The second you burst forth your fluids, you may only rest for 2 minutes, and then start again. This must continue for 24 hours. No pornography is allowed though, you may only use the photo of the gun-toting Alpine above, or any of the pictures on the http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45765-Bearsy-s-STD-trip-to-Ibiza-2013-your-photos#.UgpEt5KyDpc thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Nice idea SNSUN, but I did that last tuesday. Spudgun, Tubgirl is so 2007. Is there a more recent meme we can use instead? Come on guys, i'm 7 posts away ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 A SWF Harlem Shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 Look Mikey. It's simples. You want to get somewhere in life, make a name for yourself then you simply have to get into golf. (Oh FFS Tokes/Bearsy not GOLF golf, that's MY job, I mean Golf Chicks) Look I had my moment way back in February of 2002 when I pulled this fit blonde chick under a Palm tree at the Emirates Course. I talked the talk I was on form and she said yes she'd love to have a tour of Dubai with me Sadly she ended by saying you were very good, well done but unfortunately my Fiance is just walking up.. Ho hum, still hurts that I never gave her my card for when she hit the hard times and a messy divorce But surely, I am the guru of the Links, there MUST be room for a guru of Golf WAGS I mean how did that muppet Dufner manage to pull THIS? So anyways think you should head off and report back on who in Golf has the fittest WAG http://www.playerwives.com/teams/miscellaneous-sports/golf/ Jonas Blixt doesn't count btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 August, 2013 Share Posted 13 August, 2013 One post left, I cannot handle the excitement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2013 (edited) And so, it comes to pass that my 8000th post on SaintsWeb is made. This can't be just any post though, it has to encapsulate the character of myself and this forum. It is because of this that I have decided to dedicate my 8000th post to a fine lady that I might be mildly obsessed with. Rosanna Pansino. Queen of the geeks and baker supreme, she appeals both to my geeky side and my chubby side (which, frankly, isn't limited to just one side). Her YouTube channel has nearly 1,000,000 subscribers and her videos have nearly 50,000,000 views combined. Standing a mere 4'10", some people might say that she has a disability, but as a tall man myself I can see the benefits. Happy googling, and I hope you enjoyed my 8000th post. I'm updating my phone to the new Android firmware, so you'll have to excuse the brevity of my homage. Edited 14 August, 2013 by SuperMikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Hahaha the pic din't work super mikey. I haven't felt this disappointed since I asked for subbuteo for christmas and work up to find some miniature table fussball effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Haha! Massive lols SuperMikey - a moment you will never get back and the picture didn't work! (Hint - ask mods to delete a thread with some of your posts on - that will knock you back to the 7990's, and you can post this again, more successfully.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Incidentally Mikey, while she's kinda cute, she has terrible verbal diarrhoea. I watched half of her Legoland video before my ears started bleeding and wished I could shove my knob in her mouth to stop her talking. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Incidentally Mikey, while she's kinda cute, she has terrible verbal diarrhoea. I watched half of her Legoland video before my ears started bleeding and wished I could shove my knob in her mouth to stop her talking. :-) Perhaps that is the whole point of her. And at 4'10".................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2013 I don't know what you're all talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Perhaps that is the whole point of her. And at 4'10".................. Anyway she's too short for me. I like 'em taller and bigger. Like these lovely ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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