Barry Sanchez Posted 4 November, 2013 Share Posted 4 November, 2013 wear a burka, simple as that really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 4 November, 2013 Share Posted 4 November, 2013 You have to remember to take your electronic tag off as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 November, 2013 Share Posted 4 November, 2013 (edited) Barry got mugged by a burka woman, the police rounded up some suspects and done a line-up but Barry was unable to identify his assailant. In seriousness, there was a genuine story in the news a while back, I think I read bout it on here, where this dude disguised himself as Burka woman to get inside jewellery store and then when inside he produced a sword from under his dress and proceeded to stuff his underpants with gemstones. I remember the story cos it was pretty lols! It didn't work tho. I dunno exactly where it went wrong, but I'm pretty sure he got 10 years in the big house. Edited 4 November, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 4 November, 2013 Share Posted 4 November, 2013 wear a burka, simple as that really. Thanks for the advice, might come in handy one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 November, 2013 Share Posted 4 November, 2013 Dune used to start threads like this. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 8 November, 2013 Share Posted 8 November, 2013 Who am I escaping from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 November, 2013 Share Posted 8 November, 2013 How comes Muslim ladies are allowed to wear burkas, Sikhs are allowed to carry knives but when I go out dressed as a ninja I get grief from the Old Bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 November, 2013 Share Posted 8 November, 2013 Dune used to start threads like this. Weird. How come you have a picture of Alpine as your avatar? Are you trying to take the p!ss out of his appearance or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 8 November, 2013 Share Posted 8 November, 2013 How come you have a picture of Alpine as your avatar? Are you trying to take the p!ss out of his appearance or something? And he accuses others of being a WUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 November, 2013 Share Posted 8 November, 2013 And he accuses others of being a WUM. Of course, the wind-up only really works if:- a) You're an utterly repellent f**ker ( you're not ) b) Hypo isn't an utterly repellent f**ker ( he probably is ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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