whelk Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Just seen a chart with mine and CB Fry's name on and with some votes! What is this for? I feel a sense of pride being associated with the great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Kid #2 has a habit of running about in the cul-de-sac, semi-naked & commando style. We have a new and excitable dog. New and excitable dog ends up attached to Kid #2's exposed parts. This is a very sad story of life in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 After all the accusations of cheating last year, this year I can actually cheat if I want. All of our systems at work run off Google (Google docs etc) and I could access all of the accounts if I wanted. On the other hand I am also extremely lazy and was disappointed about the lack of respect the award got me last year. I would tell people in the pub "I am the MVP you will respect me" but they'd just laugh! I'd repeatedly say it but they'd just continue to laugh and say I'd lost it. I DIDNT BLOODY LOSE, I WON! If there was a trophy and/or a badge, it might be worth cheating for. Bletch please confirm, Mugabe needs motivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I moved there in 1980. Kid #1 says to his mother "Mum, I like school dinners better than your dinners". *thwack* Kid #2 has a habit of running about in the cul-de-sac, semi-naked & commando style. We have a new and excitable dog. New and excitable dog ends up attached to Kid #2's exposed parts. Great memories Pap. Not sure mine are quite a rosy as yours, but I lived there much longer (about 20 years from the early 80s). But lots of mad, funny stories, and a bit more innocence I think in the 80s. The place got a more violent edge in the late 90s and my folks moved out (thanks Thatcher). But we were living in complete poverty in those days. I'll never forget it though. Gives you perspective, respect and empathy for people in a way that most middle classes can't even get their head round. And even though now I live in relative luxury, have a nice career, have the kind of financial freedom our family could have only dreamt of in those days, I still prefer the madcap, mischievous humour from those days over the well behaved middle classes. Maybe that's partly why I like football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 This thread has gone a bit Charles Dickens ain't it! Sorry to read that pap had his knackers bit off by a south coast dachshund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 This thread has gone a bit Charles Dickens ain't it! Sorry to read that pap had his knackers bit off by a south coast dachshund But pleased that Lou is minted as well as foxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 This thread has gone a bit Charles Dickens ain't it! Sorry to read that pap had his knackers bit off by a south coast dachshund Sorry Bearsy, got all misty eyed there... off topic for TMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 But pleased that Lou is minted as well as foxy. Lou can you pay my £5 pls before stevegrants realises my cheque is bounce I would also like playstation 4 pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 This thread has gone a bit Charles Dickens ain't it! Sorry to read that pap had his knackers bit off by a south coast dachshund I’m fully expecting things to turn more Kafkaesque later, especially if, heaven forbid, poor Bletch has to announce that Jeff has won loki award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 This thread has gone a bit Charles Dickens ain't it! Sorry to read that pap had his knackers bit off by a south coast dachshund It was our dog and it wasn't me that got bit. It took a few minutes to pry the bugger off. The nipper never ran around semi-naked again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I’m fully expecting things to turn more Kafkaesque later, especially if, heaven forbid, poor Bletch has to announce that Jeff has won loki award. omg he will go ****ing columbine, man! If worse comes to worse I will install "Reverse Park Only" signs in muppet show. That should have him stymied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 It took a few minutes to pry the bugger off. The nipper never ran around semi-naked again pictures pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Lou can you pay my £5 pls before stevegrants realises my cheque is bounce I would also like playstation 4 pls I'm not loaded! I just have a dishwasher, which to me is a sign of complete poshness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Lou, at your lowest point did you ever stoop so low as to shoplift a cupasoup or was prostitution as preferred option before you would sink this low? Same question to you Pap. .... and you bear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I always prefer prostitution to cup-a-soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Maybe would should have a poll. Answers on a postcard please to: Brian Earsy 69 James Turner Street Birmingham B18 4NE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Lou, at your lowest point did you ever stoop so low as to shoplift a cupasoup or was prostitution as preferred option before you would sink this low? Same question to you Pap. .... and you bear.... I'm the white sheep of the family. They call me the taxpayer. Lowest point was when my house was raided for drugs & OB took my laptop. Had my National Diploma final year project on it. Got it back just in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 What's a national diploma Pap and does it have a street value on the flowerpots estate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 What's a national diploma Pap and does it have a street value on the flowerpots estate? It's a further education qualification with a vocational bent. Not sure on street value, soz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I won't ask what a vocational bent is but I think we might have made our way back to prostitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Lou, at your lowest point did you ever stoop so low as to shoplift a cupasoup or was prostitution as preferred option before you would sink this low? Same question to you Pap. .... and you bear.... Nooo. Far too much of a good girl for that. Though for about 6 months our neighbour was working in the local corner shop and she used to give us free pick and mixes until the owner found her out and gave her the sack. And I did win a fight with a local boy once when he pushed my brother in some stingy nettles. But it only involved pulling hair and I think we made friends again afterwards. That's about as bad as I go. Pap, I always thought the flower roads were rougher than Coxford. We had a family friend living there. True or unfair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Yeah you are right, it would take a real lowlife scum ****er to stoop that low. Cheers for the replies pap and Lou. Just you now bear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Maybe would should have a poll. Answers on a postcard please to: Brian Earsy 69 James Turner Street Birmingham B18 4NE You sure its not number 91 Tokes? Three satellite dishes and no bath seems right to me. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.4956275,-1.9411487,3a,49.5y,262.74h,88.1t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sJpc0swM15BC7S51_fasVhg!2e0!6m1!1e1?hl=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Bear wouldn't splash out for sky Tim! Plus that's the bath for the whole street to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Pap, I always thought the flower roads were rougher than Coxford. We had a family friend living there. True or unfair? Think they both got rougher at the same time. I lived in the Flower Roads from around 1978-1980, and then again from around 1983-1994. The Flower Roads was an excellent estate when I first moved there, but the right to buy scheme gutted the community and turned many of the former council housing stock into student digs, creating a bit of us and them atmosphere. Honestly, I still don't mind it, feel completely safe on the estate and wouldn't have any issues moving back. I spend loads of time at the old dear's place due to football. I'm travelling down in about an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Next door have got a mop and bucket. Thats living alright. Put it on show outside and make your neighbours green with envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Think they both got rougher at the same time. I lived in the Flower Roads from around 1978-1980, and then again from around 1983-1994. The Flower Roads was an excellent estate when I first moved there, but the right to buy scheme gutted the community and turned many of the former council housing stock into student digs, creating a bit of us and them atmosphere. Honestly, I still don't mind it, feel completely safe on the estate and wouldn't have any issues moving back. I spend loads of time at the old dear's place due to football. I'm travelling down in about an hour. I think it was a couple of local stabbings plus a gang that would go round deflating tyres that freaked my Dad out. Romsey is a whole world away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 You sure its not number 91 Tokes? Three satellite dishes and no bath seems right to me. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.4956275,-1.9411487,3a,49.5y,262.74h,88.1t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sJpc0swM15BC7S51_fasVhg!2e0!6m1!1e1?hl=en OMG it's a real address? Tokyo posted his real address on an Internet forum??! That's so dangerous - he could get stalked! [rushing to buy a ticket to Birmingham...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 OMG it's a real address? Tokyo posted his real address on an Internet forum??! That's so dangerous - he could get stalked!] tbf it looks like 69 was knocked down in a slum clearance. Bearsy uses the address but its just a place to doss on some waste ground opposite a school - so its got everything he needs. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.4945852,-1.9409523,3a,75y,84.49h,79.69t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sQLIw5WQjZm2SXmnDb6L16w!2e0!6m1!1e1?hl=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I’m fully expecting things to turn more Kafkaesque later, especially if, heaven forbid, poor Bletch has to announce that Jeff has won loki award. The word 'apoplectic' comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 omg he will go ****ing columbine, man! If worse comes to worse I will install "Reverse Park Only" signs in muppet show. That should have him stymied I should be able to if I use my convertible, much easier to see backwards in...here it is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 OMG it's a real address? Tokyo posted his real address on an Internet forum??! That's so dangerous - he could get stalked! [rushing to buy a ticket to Birmingham...] It's ok bear's mum Dee (or white Dee as she is known locally) doesn't mind at all. In fact she is well known to be happy to attract as many men to her abode as possible. She just marks down me giving out their address as 'marketing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I think it was a couple of local stabbings plus a gang that would go round deflating tyres that freaked my Dad out. Romsey is a whole world away... Was this after the Adventure Playground closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 The Flower estate was never the same after they installed inside toilets and proper electricity with plug-in sockets and stuff in 1970. It was all middle class after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 I'm not loaded! I just have a dishwasher, which to me is a sign of complete poshness. I have a dishwasher as well her name is Rosalee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 Lou, at your lowest point did you ever stoop so low as to shoplift a cupasoup or was prostitution as preferred option before you would sink this low? Same question to you Pap. .... and you bear.... Do you know what Tokyo-Saint, go fück yourself. You write with an authority which goes way over your lowly status on this shiťty little forum, talking utter crap and trying to be funny (ask Unbelievable Jeff or even Beltch for some lessons), and then start talking shiť about a situation you don't understand. It's got nothing to do with 'cupasoup'. If you want I'll PM you and you can come down and try it if you're the big man. If not, then shut your fuçking mouth you jumped up little príck. It was a hot chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 Lol someone has blocked bear in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 no its my ny resolution to take no shit in 2015! I'm taking names bro! i'm also a bit angar this morning cos i can't park my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 (edited) Angry poster 2015 award I reckon! Edited 1 January, 2015 by Plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 January, 2015 Share Posted 1 January, 2015 Do you know what Tokyo-Saint, go fück yourself. You write with an authority which goes way over your lowly status on this shiťty little forum, talking utter crap and trying to be funny (ask Unbelievable Jeff or even Beltch for some lessons), and then start talking shiť about a situation you don't understand. It's got nothing to do with 'cupasoup'. If you want I'll PM you and you can come down and try it if you're the big man. If not, then shut your fuçking mouth you jumped up little príck. It was a hot chocolate. Calm down mate, don't need that kind of language here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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