farawaysaint Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 So... remind me what marriage has got going for it? 50% of his income when you call it quits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 So... remind me what marriage has got going for it? Come on Bob, answer Lou's question – I can only stare at a blank screen for so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 50% of his income when you call it quits That's assuming he earns more than me, which is a big assumption.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 So... remind me what marriage has got going for it? Guaranteed fidelity; life long commitment and undying love; mutual sharing of cash and all other resources on a totally equitable basis and blissful happiness forever. Or at least that is what my ex-wife told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 That's assuming he earns more than me, which is a big assumption.... You're not a good housewife then in this scenario? I'm shocked Lou, truly shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Guaranteed fidelity; life long commitment and undying love; mutual sharing of cash and all other resources on a totally equitable basis and blissful happiness forever. Or at least that is what my ex-wife told me Exactly. Unrealistic expectations. But hey, who can argue with 'tradition'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Exactly. Unrealistic expectations. But hey, who can argue with 'tradition'? It may sometimes be unrealistic or you could be like my grandparents who were together for 60 years. Personally I quite like the idea of the institution of marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 That's assuming he earns more than me, which is a big assumption.... are you v.rich, coxford_lou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 It may sometimes be unrealistic or you could be like my grandparents who were together for 60 years. Personally I quite like the idea of the institution of marriage. Yes, we're in danger of straying into non-muppetry on TMS, but I was thinking something similar, faraway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 are you v.rich, coxford_lou? Does this mean that sperm donation you promised all of us is on hold for the moment, Bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 yeah I've even come back to work today I am v.business. No-one does my work when I'm dead, lazy cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 yeah I've even come back to work today I am v.business. No-one does my work when I'm dead, lazy cunts Come back to work! I thought you only had days to live, the way you were carrying on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 how dare you! I'm Brave Soldier, fighting on despite grievous injury! I ought to be Medal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 You definitely ought to be something! Some of us (well, sucker me) were even paying you tributes, ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 u would think the news I'm not dead is gr8 news! But oh no, all we're getting is bitching + complaining + demands for Refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Yeah, not being dead or even near dead - you've definitely short changed us, Bear. And what about the free sperm for everyone, and the micro-penis for Lou? - nothing but empty, hollow promises! I, for one, will never listen to one of your sob stories ever again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 *sigh* ok i will send everyone 1 x free sperm. pm postal addresses pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 *sigh* ok i will send everyone 1 x free sperm. pm postal addresses pls. You have pm. Grade 1 wriggler please - must be clean and virus free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 So... remind me what marriage has got going for it? TBH, these days with all the rules and legal stuff around common law marriages et al, not an awful lot. However there is something nice in committing your future to someone and demonstrating to the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with that commitment. What happens further down the line when/if you want out is another matter. Plus you've got the wedding reception which, in my experience, was bloody fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 *sigh* ok i will send everyone 1 x free sperm. pm postal addresses pls. Bearsy, you lying, sniveling pathetic excuse for a man flu suffering hominid. If your sperm possess the same pitiful traits as yourself then I, for one, am out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 TBH, these days with all the rules and legal stuff around common law marriages et al, not an awful lot. However there is something nice in committing your future to someone and demonstrating to the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with that commitment. What happens further down the line when/if you want out is another matter. Plus you've got the wedding reception which, in my experience, was bloody fun. I'm all for commitment. I'm all for parties. I'm just don't care for weddings. Or marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 *sigh* ok i will send everyone 1 x free sperm. pm postal addresses pls. Would you mind disinfecting it first before you send to me? xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Would you mind disinfecting it first before you send to me? xx Just a minute, Lou! The bros are getting the sperm, you must content yourself with the micro-penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 no-one is content with micro-penis, that's the Whole Problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Would you mind disinfecting it first before you send to me? xx erm no pickled sperms lack Efficiency, you want to take them raw, like sushi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 (edited) Would you mind disinfecting it first before you send to me? xx Hey lou thanks for the PM, I didn't know you were collecting from around the forum but your holiday vid was appreciated. expect more pm requests Edited 19 March, 2015 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 no-one is content with micro-penis, that's the Whole Problem Then again, isn't a ****oris basically a micro-penis (but with no balls)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Since when has cl1t been a swear word?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Lou, Lou!! JB's saying that women are like men without balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 such grass. JB just likes to think of women as men with v.small penises cos it helps him get off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Lou, Lou!! JB's saying that women are like men without balls! Seriously. In his dreams! Anyway, a cl** is way better than a pe***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 You were saying, Bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Seriously. In his dreams! Anyway, a cl** is way better than a pe***. You've had both?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 You've had both?!! No, I've just witnessed the results of boths endeavours. Men always seem to be in absolute pain! What's with that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Never mind any of that, who's gonna get all this cake out of my anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 No, I've just witnessed the results of boths endeavours. Men always seem to be in absolute pain! What's with that?! Don't bite it! It really hurts us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 No, I've just witnessed the results of boths endeavours. Men always seem to be in absolute pain! What's with that?! Have you seen a woman's face when she's at the peak of her ecstasy? They always look in own to me, especially the gushers.. Don't bite it! It really hurts us Teeth are sharp full stop, try and keep them away if at all possible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Never mind any of that, who's gonna get all this cake out of my anus? Tokes'll clear it out if you ask him nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Don't bite it! It really hurts us Oh! Please! That's not what I meant, I'd never do that. I like happiness, not sadness. But check out these guys...they don't look like they're having fun! What's with that?! http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-photographer-did-a-series-of-guys-orgasm-faces-stuart-sandford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Have you seen a woman's face when she's at the peak of her ecstasy? They always look in own to me, especially the gushers.. Teeth are sharp full stop, try and keep them away if at all possible... BBB, I have no idea what this means. Let me work my way through your post. 1. No I've never seen a woman face at peak of ecstasy (except the fake Hollywood, or porn versions. 2. What does "look in own" mean? 3. What's a "gusher"? Much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Oh! Please! That's not what I meant, I'd never do that. I like happiness, not sadness. But check out these guys...they don't look like they're having fun! What's with that?! http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-photographer-did-a-series-of-guys-orgasm-faces-stuart-sandford Most of them look like they could have doped up on some strong opiates. Doesnt look painful to me more brain damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Most of them look like they could have doped up on some strong opiates. Doesnt look painful to me more brain damaged. I'd have more respect for Fifty Shades, if they showed a proper, ugly man orgasm. You guys don't realise what we're confronted by - it's not pretty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Hey lou thanks for the PM, I didn't know you were collecting from around the forum but your holiday vid was appreciated. expect more pm requests Convict, that's not me. She's clearly got fake boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 March, 2015 Share Posted 20 March, 2015 I'd have more respect for Fifty Shades, if they showed a proper, ugly man orgasm. You guys don't realise what we're confronted by - it's not pretty! This is why doggy style was invented. I'm thoughtful like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 20 March, 2015 Share Posted 20 March, 2015 Convict, that's not me. She's clearly got fake boobs. Real! I refuse for this to be ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 March, 2015 Share Posted 20 March, 2015 This is why doggy style was invented. I'm thoughtful like that. You invented doggy style? Wow, impressive. Do you get royalties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 20 March, 2015 Share Posted 20 March, 2015 You invented doggy style? Wow, impressive. Do you get royalties? I don't think that Goat can take all the credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 20 March, 2015 Share Posted 20 March, 2015 Teeth are sharp full stop, try and keep them away if at all possible... If she really loved you, she would take them out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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