Worst things/Traditions about Christmas

[Turkish]

Compulsory fun such as Christmas jumpers, reindeer hats, elf costumes etc

Shit songs no one would ever listen to being constantly on the TV radio - Cliff Richard im looking at you

People on the same street trying to out do each other with their external christmas lights

Edited 14 hours ago by Turkish

[whelk]

Gridlocked supermarket car parks

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

Gridlocked supermarket car parks

And associated bad tempers/horns beeping/automated tills and 25 checks slowing everything. 

[badgerx16]

The Elf on the bloody shelf.

People saying "Happy holidays" - fuck off to Trumpland.

[whelk]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

The Elf on the bloody shelf.

People saying "Happy holidays" - fuck off to Trumpland.

No one who has wished me Happy holidays has remained alive

[Sheaf Saint]

The collective insanity that befalls the entire nation this time of year, and being vilified as some sort of miserable old cunt if you don't also succumb to it.

The amount of money people spend on pointless shit to give to people they don't even like being reported as the main news headline like it's a good thing.

Is camping outside a department store to be first in the queue for the Boxing Day sales still a thing? Or has the adoption of Black Friday from the US and the rise of online shopping put a stop to that now?

[egg]

26 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Compulsory fun such as Christmas jumpers, reindeer hats, elf costumes etc

Shit songs no one would ever listen to being constantly on the TV radio - Cliff Richard im looking at you

People on the same street trying to out do each other with their external christmas lights

Ah, but you get to listen to proper Christmas tunes like Winter Wonderland by the Courteeners, On the 24th by the Twang, so every cloud etc. 

And external lights are bollox. Can't be doing with that. 

[Turkish]

Just now, egg said:

Ah, but you get to listen to proper Christmas tunes like Winter Wonderland by the Courteeners, On the 24th by the Twang, so every cloud etc. 

And external lights are bollox. Can't be doing with that. 

Very under rated that one. 

[badgerx16]

5 minutes ago, egg said:

And external lights are bollox. Can't be doing with that. 

People who live on unlit country roads that put flashing blue lights in their front gardens.