On balance, are curlers the best looking sports people?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

46 minutes ago, egg said:

Ha!!

My mate is married to Fox, one of the old school. I'll warn him to look out for you hovering in the bushes. 

Danny?

[Turkish]

World indoor athletics on BBC2. Some of the women on this are hot. Keely Hodgkinson being one of them just doing the 800m with a few other fit ones

[ChrisPY]

6 hours ago, Turkish said:

World indoor athletics on BBC2. Some of the women on this are hot. Keely Hodgkinson being one of them just doing the 800m with a few other fit ones

Jess Hull seems nice. Currently running the 3000m final.

[Patrick Bateman]

On 21/03/2026 at 11:30, Turkish said:

World indoor athletics on BBC2. Some of the women on this are hot. Keely Hodgkinson being one of them just doing the 800m with a few other fit ones

You (and I) are old enough to be their parents ... behave 😂

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

You (and I) are old enough to be their parents ... behave 😂

From the people who mass marketed Dreamcatchers, try new Bateman's Dream-mangler.

Just place anywhere in the home, and will emit an air of time worn oppression, sure to add the weight of years to your shoulders.

"I now realise the futility of ogling athletes, who wouldn't give me the time of day," said one user.

"I had no idea further generations had happened, until my first restraining order," said another.

That's the power of the Bateman Dream-mangler. Bringing existential terror and cold reality to a forum near you!

[Turkish]

7 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

You (and I) are old enough to be their parents ... behave 😂

Don’t mate it’s scary, when did this happen? 🙁

[CB Fry]

Fair play to the three GB girls winning indoor athletics Golds yesterday.

Just a shame FHM isn't going any more as they'd have been all over that. Nice little earner for them on the front cover in their bra and pants.

[Patrick Bateman]

4 hours ago, Turkish said:

Don’t mate it’s scary, when did this happen? 🙁

I know ... I was sat there watching someone, a runner or something and thought "she's fit", then realised I'm 50 this year and probably nearly 30 years older 😂 

I'm properly in the zone of "how the fk is that little kid a policeman" now ... 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

19 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

You (and I) are old enough to be their parents ... behave 😂

Sounds like you and Turkish would made a great couple with a litter of kids.

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Sounds like you and Turkish would made a great couple with a litter of kids.

The perfect modern, gay blended family. We’d probably make it onto TV come to think of it

[whelk]

11 hours ago, Turkish said:

The perfect modern, gay blended family. We’d probably make it onto TV come to think of it

I’d definitely watch Gogglebox if you two were on